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  1. #1
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    take em into the bath tub with you , stay in there with them till your fingers get wrinkly and then put them in the clothes dryer all night long on the HIGHEST heat and then when you wake up beat them with a baseball bat work the boots over real good i mean do a real number on them
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    Quick Mix Ready Space Nigga [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    sup man? do they have special weeeeelchairs for steep places like san francisco? got like 4 wheel disc brakes with dem hydroboost so you dont go over 100 miles per hour and crash into a pinata
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    DrugSmuggler Houston [soullessly saw your drumbeater]
    Originally posted by A College Professor sup man? do they have special weeeeelchairs for steep places like san francisco? got like 4 wheel disc brakes with dem hydroboost so you dont go over 100 miles per hour and crash into a pinata

    Nope you just die
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler Nope you just die

    thats how they keep all the annoying WEELchairs out of the city? heard
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    Originally posted by A College Professor take em into the bath tub with you , stay in there with them till your fingers get wrinkly and then put them in the clothes dryer all night long on the HIGHEST heat and then when you wake up beat them with a baseball bat work the boots over real good i mean do a real number on them

    pussy.

    real men wait till theres a storm and then go out and jog for 2 hours in their new boots.

    by the end of that 2 hours the boots will be soaking wet and broken in.

    like your mom.
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    Quick Mix Ready Space Nigga [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I used to limp from my foot ran over. one day it push a piece of bone or cartilage out. actually I pulled it out after it pushed the head like a gopher head sticking out of Fona's ass.

    hurt for nearly a year after that. takes a while to heal.
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    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I used to limp from my foot ran over. one day it push a piece of bone or cartilage out. actually I pulled it out after it pushed the head like a gopher head sticking out of Fona's ass.

    hurt for nearly a year after that. takes a while to heal.

    Okay now that's spokey
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    Quick Mix Ready Space Nigga [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Okay now that's spokey

    it broke off. where did you think it would go? just dissolve?
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    defective-ass bones
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    Quick Mix Ready Space Nigga [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by A College Professor defective-ass bones

    sounds Codie, Nig! >:[
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    Originally posted by A College Professor defective-ass bones

    just the other ay i kearnt that theres a such thing as disappearing bone syndrome.
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    Quick Mix Ready Space Nigga [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny just the other ay i kearnt that theres a such thing as disappearing bone syndrome.

    Are they disappearing in your butt?
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    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Are they disappearing in your butt?

    no, i dont do anals.
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    Quick Mix Ready Space Nigga [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no, i dont do anals.

    your mouth?
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    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by A College Professor take em into the bath tub with you , stay in there with them till your fingers get wrinkly and then put them in the clothes dryer all night long on the HIGHEST heat and then when you wake up beat them with a baseball bat work the boots over real good i mean do a real number on them

    Like I'm going to listen to the homeless guy telling me to put something he doesn't have into something he doesn't have then put them in something else he doesn't have then hit them with something he doesn't have.
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    Originally posted by AngryIVer Like I'm going to listen to the homeless guy telling me to put something he doesn't have into something he doesn't have then put them in something else he doesn't have then hit them with something he doesn't have.

    Are you lost? Do you need a map to find the nearest mental facility? New Totse is that way *points to a garbage can*
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    Originally posted by AngryIVer Like I'm going to listen to the homeless guy telling me to put something he doesn't have into something he doesn't have then put them in something else he doesn't have then hit them with something he doesn't have.

    i bet the first thing you do when you see a doctor is to ask him if he have had the diseases and illness your having before you see them.
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    Quick Mix Ready Space Nigga [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by AngryIVer Like I'm going to listen to the homeless guy telling me to put something he doesn't have into something he doesn't have then put them in something else he doesn't have then hit them with something he doesn't have.

    Homeless?

    Tall-Bro lives in a mobile castle.

    Way better than the 350 Chevy Benzenstien contraption.

    You couldn't even stretch your legs out in that beast. With or without boots on.
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