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  1. #41
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    You're all wet, Jiggly.
  2. #42
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lol…clearly you're not familiar with Houston…the water table is like 1ft below the soil…it's built on a swamp. That's why all the utilities are up on poles because they can't bury them in the ground…also why it floods all the fucking time.

    Give me a break homeslice.

    your sewer and gas is ran in the air?
  3. #43
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready He had chefs on American payroll to make Anything from surf and turf to a chef Salad and he has McDick and Taco Hell brought in. These weren't potheads he was hosting.

    maccas is better
  4. #44
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready If you can find a field away from buildings then stay in the center covering your head while sitting down and then ride it out. Otherwise a small closet, bathroom in a tub or shower if no glass doors, or under the strongest table or desk. Generally when floors cave in, these areas have the most survival rate from being completely crushed. Also, emergency exit stairs. Usually survive.

    Curl up in a ball in the cupboard under the sink, beside the old dish rag.
  5. #45
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lol…clearly you're not familiar with Houston…the water table is like 1ft below the soil…it's built on a swamp. That's why all the utilities are up on poles because they can't bury them in the ground…also why it floods all the fucking time.

    Give me a break homeslice.

    But you don't have "hills" that are classified as mountains in other states. Hills and valleys with over 2000 feet elevation from 20 feet above sea level. Steep hills with water collecting off of it running strait down into valleys and existing streams that become a rushing river of brown muck.
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