My cat keeps scratching my leather Lazy Boy office chair.

1. 2021-08-11 at 2:13 AM UTC

   #1
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   I have bought things to try and get her to quit scratching what she isn't suppose to scratch and I have tried to break her of habits like this but nothing has helped because Michelle just yells at me instead of taking part in any of this.
   She is still stuck feeding them a wet kitten food even though they are both way past kitten stage.
   I will not drive 3 cities over to get that over priced bull shit kitten food.
   Im sick of her being the reason why nothing is able to change.
   I want my cat healthy and eating the food she needs, not just the kind Michelle thinks is cute.
2. 2021-08-11 at 2:21 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Feed Chell to the cat
3. 2021-08-11 at 3:38 AM UTC

   #3
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   ^^