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  1. #1
    Go ahead
  2. #2
    Kev African Astronaut
    stfu and post lolicons
  3. #3
    You live in your moms rented accommodation.
    You move every month to a lower tier hovel due to not paying the rent at the last one
    you have 1970s furniture that you purchased for $20 from goodwill
    You have a CRT and a PS2...not by choice but rather it's all you could afford and all they had at goodwill...besides that WII in the cabinet but that was above your monthly allowance.
    You are in your mid 30s and have never had sex with a woman.
    You sniff your moms rancid unders when she's out hoping to catch a whiff of her last black lovers jizzum.
    You think 30tb of obsolete hard drives is a massive amount of storage.
    There is cat poop under your bed and inside your closet
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    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    lol have you chris-chan'd your mother yet
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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  6. #6
    Originally posted by STER0S lol have you chris-chan'd your mother yet

    lets see his mom first before we judge.

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