2021-08-06 at 2:15 PM UTC
You live in your moms rented accommodation.
You move every month to a lower tier hovel due to not paying the rent at the last one
you have 1970s furniture that you purchased for $20 from goodwill
You have a CRT and a PS2...not by choice but rather it's all you could afford and all they had at goodwill...besides that WII in the cabinet but that was above your monthly allowance.
You are in your mid 30s and have never had sex with a woman.
You sniff your moms rancid unders when she's out hoping to catch a whiff of her last black lovers jizzum.
You think 30tb of obsolete hard drives is a massive amount of storage.
There is cat poop under your bed and inside your closet
2021-08-06 at 2:18 PM UTC
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
lol have you chris-chan'd your mother yet
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