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Would you marry a bitch with a body count
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2021-08-02 at 4:57 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Only times you should get married:
Having your bitch fawned over on instagram by 3000 simps, get married.
If you like paying $40 every month for Darque tan, get married
I you like paying $40 every 2 weeks for her to have her nails did, get married.
If you like to pay $40 a week for a pedicure, get married
If you like to pay $200 a month for her to have her hair did (but then you can't tell a difference), get married
If you like to pay $200 a month on makeup, get married
If you like to pay $200 a month (scoff usually more) on clothing get married
If when you take her to the thrift store she says "daddy is smells funny in here" get married
If when you take her to the Indian restaurant or Indian grocery store and she says "daddy it smells funny in here" get married
If she crashes your car twice in 6 months with no real explanation of what happened get married.
If her brother is a gangster and did a 15yr stretch for armed robbery and then 2yrs later did a 9 stretch for aggravated assault and threatens to kill you, get married
If she's diagnosed with schizophrenia and hides knifes all over the house and accuses you of hiring someone to kill her, get married
If her best friend is a heroin addict and offers herself to you for $100 multiple times, get married.
If she signs the loan agreement on her friends car without your knowledge and then a couple of months later Toll road fines totaling $1500 show up, get married
Just some things to look forward too.
maybe you should also apply your stringent work interview process and criteria to your wife selection process too. -
2021-08-02 at 5:07 PM UTC
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2021-08-02 at 5:10 PM UTC
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2021-08-02 at 5:11 PM UTC
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2021-08-02 at 5:11 PM UTCJust say no.
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2021-08-02 at 5:15 PM UTC
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2021-08-03 at 3:54 AM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Only times you should get married:
Having your bitch fawned over on instagram by 3000 simps, get married.
If you like paying $40 every month for Darque tan, get married
I you like paying $40 every 2 weeks for her to have her nails did, get married.
If you like to pay $40 a week for a pedicure, get married
If you like to pay $200 a month for her to have her hair did (but then you can't tell a difference), get married
If you like to pay $200 a month on makeup, get married
If you like to pay $200 a month (scoff usually more) on clothing get married
If when you take her to the thrift store she says "daddy is smells funny in here" get married
If when you take her to the Indian restaurant or Indian grocery store and she says "daddy it smells funny in here" get married
If she crashes your car twice in 6 months with no real explanation of what happened get married.
If her brother is a gangster and did a 15yr stretch for armed robbery and then 2yrs later did a 9 stretch for aggravated assault and threatens to kill you, get married
If she's diagnosed with schizophrenia and hides knifes all over the house and accuses you of hiring someone to kill her, get married
If her best friend is a heroin addict and offers herself to you for $100 multiple times, get married.
If she signs the loan agreement on her friends car without your knowledge and then a couple of months later Toll road fines totaling $1500 show up, get married
Just some things to look forward too.
while i agree marriage is slavery for men, this is the stupidest, least thought out paragraph i have seen about it.
schizophrenia, knives, thug boyfriend, heroin addict friends? calm the fuck down. if you gotta be melodramatic, be witty rather than typing up inept shit like this, or just use some good old logic.
you want a lower testosterone level? get married.
you want to live 10 years shorter? get married.
theres more divorces than marriages today, women initiate 90% of divorces and then win custody of the children 85% of the time. doesnt concern you? get married.
you leave her, you can be charged with abandonment. she leaves you, she gets to take all your shit, half your income for life and child support for the next 20 years. not concerning? get married.
i have dozens more juicy examples. but none of this really relevant anyway because you dont need to get married to get divorce-raped like this. hell, as of very recently you dont even need to cohabitate with her. if the government can prove you two were in a romantic relationship, regardless if you ever lived together, you can get fucked over just as easily.
thats how bad societal misandry has become. when you smarten the fuck up and realize that you are disposable to society and no one gives two shits what happens to you simply because you have a penis, only then will you really value your existence and realize how short life is. -
2021-08-03 at 1 PM UTCLooks like Kevin got triggered again.
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2021-08-03 at 1:49 PM UTCcalm your projections down, its all good old man
if you actually read the post you would realize it wasnt against you. no need to get defensive. -
2021-08-03 at 3:14 PM UTC
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2021-08-03 at 3:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kev calm your projections down, its all good old man
if you actually read the post you would realize it wasnt against you. no need to get defensive.
Just correcting you as usual, there was zero "melodrama" there, just a small selection of the events of my last marriage.
Your percentages are wrong btw...women don't initiate 90% of divorces.
How many times were you married Kevin? -
2021-08-03 at 4:11 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Just correcting you as usual, there was zero "melodrama" there, just a small selection of the events of my last marriage.
Your percentages are wrong btw…women don't initiate 90% of divorces.
How many times were you married Kevin?
no one cares about your anecdotal experiences. do you talk about anything other than yourself?
your narcissistic personality disorder fucked your marriage most likely, might want to get some counseling. -
2021-08-03 at 4:18 PM UTC
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2021-08-03 at 5:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kev no one cares about your anecdotal experiences. do you talk about anything other than yourself?
your narcissistic personality disorder fucked your marriage most likely, might want to get some counseling.
Triggered again.
...so what you are saying is all your information is from google rather than actual experience...yes?
..and you still googled wrong, it's more like 70%... -
2021-08-03 at 5:09 PM UTC
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2021-08-03 at 6:27 PM UTC
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2021-08-03 at 8:40 PM UTC
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2021-08-03 at 8:54 PM UTCI'm watching "Love After Lockup" with my wife these days and apparently there are a LOT of people who would marry bitches/niggaers with a body count.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-08-03 at 8:59 PM UTCOh I get it quote body count quote is the new hip slang that everyone is just dying to use y'all been y'all are zoomers nice hip lingo guys oh yeah I'm going to go get some strange and then I'm going to go to the cut and hit a lick mykovic's shots
