Cyber bullying is a good thing

1. 2021-07-31 at 3:51 AM UTC

   #21
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

   Originally posted by mmQ Yesterday I memorized a few lines of sanskrit and learned how to neutralize my negative thoughts by asking - are my thoughts useful, what is their behavior and chanting the sanskrit.
   
   I AM NEVER GOING TO HAVE A NEGATIVE THOUGHT EVER AGAIN. If I do, I will just release it. Harness the good, release the bad. Circular, circular. All good things.
   
   Tee fucking hee!
   
   It works I got a new job that is really easy and pays more than I've ever made, to start, and ill be getting a HEARTY raise soon already as my new boss LIEKS ME and told me so.
   
   I work with a bunch of cutie server gurls who are flirty and like talking about serial killing and blowjobs.
   
   I got a random $10 tip from a table because I made such a POWERFUL QUESEDILLA.
   
   I'm connected to a liquor store so I can steal ALL THE ALCOHOL if I wanted to, easily, but that thought isn't useful its BAD and I neutralized it. No stealing. Bad Wren! Kennel!
   
   Then, I got home and there was a huge doordash order from Hardee's sitting in front of my door that they somehow fucked up and delivered to me. It was still still pretty warm too. 2 bacon cheeseburgers just ketchup (exactly how I like it), a big order of chicken strip and a bunch of fries. THE PERFECT ORDER for me.
   
   Karma? No
   
   Sanksrit memory? Yes.
   
   Circular circular all good things. I've been sober for, well, a couple days but MY MIND AND BODY are sound.
   
   I AM ONE WITH NATURE. I AM WREN.
   
   PLUS. I get to go see the Cowboys play Sunday night on Halloween (my favowite team and my first NFL game ever.
   
   PLUS - there is a big ol EDM BASH the Friday before the game with names such as NGHTMRE AND KNIFE PARTY and im gonna fucking PARTAY.
   
   I am Wren. Are my thoughts useful? What is their behavior?
   
   I will not bully and I cannot be bullied.
   
   THANK YOU!

   
   I maybe just be pooping but i feel 10 lb lighter after reading this post
2. 2021-07-31 at 3:55 AM UTC

   #22
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I maybe just be pooping but i feel 10 lb lighter after reading this post

   
   I'm gonna find you some goddamn G if it's the last thing I do. No I don't know how exactly but I WILL FIGURE IT OUT.
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   • General Butt.Naked
3. 2021-07-31 at 4:07 AM UTC

   #23
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

   Originally posted by mmQ Yesterday I memorized a few lines of sanskrit and learned how to neutralize my negative thoughts by asking - are my thoughts useful, what is their behavior and chanting the sanskrit.
   
   I AM NEVER GOING TO HAVE A NEGATIVE THOUGHT EVER AGAIN. If I do, I will just release it. Harness the good, release the bad. Circular, circular. All good things.
   
   Tee fucking hee!
   
   It works I got a new job that is really easy and pays more than I've ever made, to start, and ill be getting a HEARTY raise soon already as my new boss LIEKS ME and told me so.
   
   I work with a bunch of cutie server gurls who are flirty and like talking about serial killing and blowjobs.
   
   I got a random $10 tip from a table because I made such a POWERFUL QUESEDILLA.
   
   I'm connected to a liquor store so I can steal ALL THE ALCOHOL if I wanted to, easily, but that thought isn't useful its BAD and I neutralized it. No stealing. Bad Wren! Kennel!
   
   Then, I got home and there was a huge doordash order from Hardee's sitting in front of my door that they somehow fucked up and delivered to me. It was still still pretty warm too. 2 bacon cheeseburgers just ketchup (exactly how I like it), a big order of chicken strip and a bunch of fries. THE PERFECT ORDER for me.
   
   Karma? No
   
   Sanksrit memory? Yes.
   
   Circular circular all good things. I've been sober for, well, a couple days but MY MIND AND BODY are sound.
   
   I AM ONE WITH NATURE. I AM WREN.
   
   PLUS. I get to go see the Cowboys play Sunday night on Halloween (my favowite team and my first NFL game ever.
   
   PLUS - there is a big ol EDM BASH the Friday before the game with names such as NGHTMRE AND KNIFE PARTY and im gonna fucking PARTAY.
   
   I am Wren. Are my thoughts useful? What is their behavior?
   
   I will not bully and I cannot be bullied.
   
   THANK YOU!

   
   Okay, THIS IS EPIC
4. 2021-07-31 at 10 AM UTC

   #24
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

   Originally posted by mmQ I'm gonna find you some goddamn G if it's the last thing I do. No I don't know how exactly but I WILL FIGURE IT OUT.

   
   THE DANCE must conto ue
5. 2021-07-31 at 3:02 PM UTC

   #25
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Yesterday I memorized a few lines of sanskrit and learned how to neutralize my negative thoughts by asking - are my thoughts useful, what is their behavior and chanting the sanskrit.
   
   I AM NEVER GOING TO HAVE A NEGATIVE THOUGHT EVER AGAIN. If I do, I will just release it. Harness the good, release the bad. Circular, circular. All good things.
   
   Tee fucking hee!
   
   It works I got a new job that is really easy and pays more than I've ever made, to start, and ill be getting a HEARTY raise soon already as my new boss LIEKS ME and told me so.
   
   I work with a bunch of cutie server gurls who are flirty and like talking about serial killing and blowjobs.
   
   I got a random $10 tip from a table because I made such a POWERFUL QUESEDILLA.
   
   I'm connected to a liquor store so I can steal ALL THE ALCOHOL if I wanted to, easily, but that thought isn't useful its BAD and I neutralized it. No stealing. Bad Wren! Kennel!
   
   Then, I got home and there was a huge doordash order from Hardee's sitting in front of my door that they somehow fucked up and delivered to me. It was still still pretty warm too. 2 bacon cheeseburgers just ketchup (exactly how I like it), a big order of chicken strip and a bunch of fries. THE PERFECT ORDER for me.
   
   Karma? No
   
   Sanksrit memory? Yes.
   
   Circular circular all good things. I've been sober for, well, a couple days but MY MIND AND BODY are sound.
   
   I AM ONE WITH NATURE. I AM WREN.
   
   PLUS. I get to go see the Cowboys play Sunday night on Halloween (my favowite team and my first NFL game ever.
   
   PLUS - there is a big ol EDM BASH the Friday before the game with names such as NGHTMRE AND KNIFE PARTY and im gonna fucking PARTAY.
   
   I am Wren. Are my thoughts useful? What is their behavior?
   
   I will not bully and I cannot be bullied.
   
   THANK YOU!

   
   not having negative thoughts is negative thoughts.
6. 2021-07-31 at 3:48 PM UTC

   #26
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not having negative thoughts is negative thoughts.

   
   Agreed. What I mean is, I will have them, and neutralize them.
7. 2021-07-31 at 4:51 PM UTC

   #27
   Kev Space Nigga
   "cyberbullying"
   
   lmao, learn to deal with random people on the internet not liking you.
   
   if thats unacceptable to the snowflakes, why cant they just turn off their phone? "cyberbullying" give me a fucking break
8. 2021-07-31 at 5:14 PM UTC

   #28
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Yesterday I memorized a few lines of sanskrit and learned how to neutralize my negative thoughts by asking - are my thoughts useful, what is their behavior and chanting the sanskrit.
   
   I AM NEVER GOING TO HAVE A NEGATIVE THOUGHT EVER AGAIN. If I do, I will just release it. Harness the good, release the bad. Circular, circular. All good things.
   
   Tee fucking hee!
   
   It works I got a new job that is really easy and pays more than I've ever made, to start, and ill be getting a HEARTY raise soon already as my new boss LIEKS ME and told me so.
   
   I work with a bunch of cutie server gurls who are flirty and like talking about serial killing and blowjobs.
   
   I got a random $10 tip from a table because I made such a POWERFUL QUESEDILLA.
   
   I'm connected to a liquor store so I can steal ALL THE ALCOHOL if I wanted to, easily, but that thought isn't useful its BAD and I neutralized it. No stealing. Bad Wren! Kennel!
   
   Then, I got home and there was a huge doordash order from Hardee's sitting in front of my door that they somehow fucked up and delivered to me. It was still still pretty warm too. 2 bacon cheeseburgers just ketchup (exactly how I like it), a big order of chicken strip and a bunch of fries. THE PERFECT ORDER for me.
   
   Karma? No
   
   Sanksrit memory? Yes.
   
   Circular circular all good things. I've been sober for, well, a couple days but MY MIND AND BODY are sound.
   
   I AM ONE WITH NATURE. I AM WREN.
   
   PLUS. I get to go see the Cowboys play Sunday night on Halloween (my favowite team and my first NFL game ever.
   
   PLUS - there is a big ol EDM BASH the Friday before the game with names such as NGHTMRE AND KNIFE PARTY and im gonna fucking PARTAY.
   
   I am Wren. Are my thoughts useful? What is their behavior?
   
   I will not bully and I cannot be bullied.
   
   THANK YOU!

   
   i dont get it?
9. 2021-07-31 at 5:41 PM UTC

   #29
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i dont get it?

   
   Me either im still learning the process. Its kind of like 'going to your happy place' whenever and wherever you are, at the drop of a hat.
10. 2021-07-31 at 5:47 PM UTC

    #30
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    You sound like a yogi
    
    
11. 2021-08-01 at 1 AM UTC

    #31
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    BULLIED
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    (Some intermediate messages not included)
    
    You're done Average Jane. We can be friends now.
12. 2021-08-01 at 1:28 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Average Jane Houston
    You’re a major butthole. My elbow be looking hella moisturized though.
13. 2021-08-01 at 1:46 AM UTC

    #33
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ELBOW MACARONI
14. 2021-08-01 at 1:51 AM UTC

    #34
    

    Average Jane Houston

    Originally posted by mmQ ELBOW MACARONI

    
    I used those in my dinner recipe tonight.
15. 2021-08-01 at 2:33 AM UTC

    #35
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Average Jane You’re a major butthole.

    
    No, you missed how nice I am: I asked you for something totally innocuous on purpose because I wanted it to be something totally harmless to post.
    
    

    My elbow be looking hella moisturized though.

    
    It's a good elbow pic.
    
    It's an even better mugshot.
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    • Average Jane
16. 2021-08-01 at 2:58 AM UTC

    #36
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    See?
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    • Average Jane
17. 2021-08-01 at 3:02 AM UTC

    #37
    

    Average Jane Houston

    Originally posted by mmQ See?

    
    Yessssss, hugs to the all knowing mmQ you’re the real MVP.
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    • mmQ
18. 2021-08-01 at 3:07 AM UTC

    #38
    

    Average Jane Houston

    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga It's a good elbow pic.
    
    It's an even better mugshot.

    
    
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    • mmQ
19. 2021-08-01 at 5:27 AM UTC

    #39
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    E-mail yourself and bully yourself. Then you'll know what it feels like.
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    • Average Jane
20. 2021-08-01 at 7 AM UTC

    #40
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ E-mail yourself and bully yourself. Then you'll know what it feels like.

    
    Example?