Okay so its making fun of people who talk about "my dermatoligist" or "my proctologist" or "my neurologist" ETC. tHE skit will be a patient talking to "their bioligist" who will be breaking down the science of whats occuring in their body about how their cells are functioning. and the patient will be staring super intensely at the biologist like OKAY, YEAH
Originally posted by A College Professor
Okay so its making fun of people who talk about "my dermatoligist" or "my proctologist" or "my neurologist" ETC. tHE skit will be a patient talking to "their bioligist" who will be breaking down the science of whats occuring in their body about how their cells are functioning. and the patient will be staring super intensely at the biologist like OKAY, YEAH
Sounds riveting...I'll talk to my rivetologist about it.
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Theres two prisoners and they find these kids out in a forest and go on a wild adventure becuase these guys are leaving town and have a new car and like to go REAL fast
anyways, they flip the car and the cops surround them , a shootout ensues and they jkidnap the kids and escape into the hills
the prisoners are like "oh man how will we get out of this?" Turns out the kids know a secret tunnel access that goes all the way to the boat marina also they happen to be on the mexican border (where this takes place) AND the kid had keys to his dads boat. They help out the prisoners
'because they seemed ascared of going back to "j.j.j.j.j.j.jail" as one of them called it. ZOINKS! As the prisoners ride off into the sunset in their high powered speed boat, a poster blows past the camera that says "WANTED!!! for the murder and rape of a dozen women and a recent prison escape, AHKNAD JIHAR AND ROBERT MOHAMMAD BIN AHMAD ALSO THEY HAVE A DIRTY BOMB"
So a monkey finds a cute hamster and starts poking, prodding, shaking, squeezing it to see what it could possibly be used for. By this time the hamster's already in a sorry way, the monkey decides to just use it as a loofah to clean its ass. Before too long this hamster's dead, and when it starts to get that death smell the monkey stops wiping his ass with it and chucks in into the bushes.
When the monkey eventually comes across a furry bag of bones in the bushes, he starts poking, prodding, shaking, and squeezing it to see what it could possibly be used for.
It's a metaphor for psychopaths, and how everything's a object to them.
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Originally posted by troon
So a monkey finds a cute hamster and starts poking, prodding, shaking, squeezing it to see what it could possibly be used for. By this time the hamster's already in a sorry way, the monkey decides to just use it as a loofah to clean its ass. Before too long this hamster's dead, and when it starts to get that death smell the monkey stops wiping his ass with it and chucks in into the bushes.
When the monkey eventually comes across a furry bag of bones in the bushes, he starts poking, prodding, shaking, and squeezing it to see what it could possibly be used for.
It's a metaphor for psychopaths, and how everything's a object to them.
have a cup of accorn tannin. some call it Cowboy Coffee. its bitter, dark but no caffeine. just like DeCaffeinated coffee. it's pointless. Who wants to taste a shitty bitter drink if it doesn't DO SHIT FOR THEM
Originally posted by slide22
have a cup of accorn tannin. some call it Cowboy Coffee. its bitter, dark but no caffeine. just like DeCaffeinated coffee. it's pointless. Who wants to taste a shitty bitter drink if it doesn't DO SHIT FOR THEM
Nah I think my latest gag of replying to him like he said something else entirely is pretty fucking retarded and I remain top leaderboard #1 retard of this website and many others, also I hold the record for most posts, most posts while high and longest drug binge 3 years in a row now
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Originally posted by Ghost
Nah I think my latest gag of replying to him like he said something else entirely is pretty fucking retarded and I remain top leaderboard #1 retard of this website and many others, also I hold the record for most posts, most posts while high and longest drug binge 3 years in a row now
Overall yes, you are the clear gold medal tard. But he beat you by a mile ITT.
