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  1. #61
    Originally posted by Sudo You're talking about something else here

    I said you would tell on your bredgin if you were caught doing crime and you didn't refute this

    because you're a fucking retard, go digging


    Originally posted by Sudo I'm sure if I cared I could find quotes of you advocating LE interaction.

    hurr durr sudo SEZ better shape up go ahead faggot lets see what you can find because that's all you can do is go digging. I don't dig and I live like JUDGE JUDY where I don't need to ever look back or remember shit

    You faggots always say REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID THIS REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID THAT

    No, I don't remember. I live my life and I don't need to remember anything I say because some faggot no life niggers look up posts I made 5 years ago and take them out of context to try and paint a certain picture of me because they are retards that think they are smart.

    You are not the first and you won't be the last. Post THANKED BY "THE FALCON" yeah because you are both retarded faggots that are blind to the real truth of God.

    Originally posted by Sudo I guess you are saying you would implicate others for your own benefit but would not proactively appeal to law enforcement initially. Souper solid man wanna do crime together?

    your fantasy world is gay and stupid like you. Only losers go to jail you jailbird that gets caught selling 1 gram of cocaine to a stripper and goes to prison for a year I KEPT MY MOUFFF SHUT DOE IM A REAL STREET CRED DAWG
  2. #62
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I don't even know how to contact emergency services I saw a fire once and I didn't know if 911 was the general number for emergency or what so I just said fuck it and ignored the fire because I am not a bitch that dials three numbers on a phone



    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Phones aren't meant for you to dial three numbers they are for 7 digits plus an area code. If you do anything besides that you are;

    1. using the phone wrong

    2. a cop calling bitch

    Lmfao

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood If you don't get a panic attack whenever your finger gets near the 9 button on your phone than you deserve to die.

    Too many women think its "cool" when you slap them to grab their phones and TYPE 911 but not actually dial it, but if their finger slips GUESS WHAT BITCH

    when people try that shit on me I punch them in the face and DESTROY THEIR PHONE and tie them up because they CANT BE TRUSTED

    Also Scron we all remember that time Lucy whooped your ass with a dildo. Or was it bc you stole her dildo? Either way…we remember.
  3. #63
    I don't see why that is so special in everyone's heart when it doesn't even make the top 20 list of retarded things that have happened to me.

    DIS IS NOW A SCRONNY FRED

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man One time I lived with a bunch of retarded people and got them all hooked on weed.

    They were all retarded and because of my weed they started eating like crazy and the girls would get horny and not know what being aroused is so they would freak out and be like "IT TINGLES! MY FLOWERS TINGLES!" and some retarded guy would take them into a room and they would have retard sex (which lasts like 10 hours and makes a huge mess btw)

    They would fuck in the bathroom for hours. They would use entire boxes of condoms in one session and destroy any bedroom is was fucked up animalistic drug fueled retard hedonism.

    One time after a long afternoon sex session that started around 11am and ended in the late afternoon in the bedroom of a friend of mine, he went in and there was shit all over the bed. He put a bunch of newspaper and garbage bags over it and we dragged it into the alley and left it there.

    The tard girls also would get violent and pretty much only existed to get high and fuck. I was the one who supplied all the weed and made my living off trying to get as much of the tards disability money as possible. None of them ever bought weed before so I sold eighths for $30, grams were solid $10, quarters were $60 an ounces $200. I paid like 400 a QP for indoor and mostly sold them outdoor because they would flip out and act crazy on the good stuff.

    I gave a girl dabs once and she kept trying to dial an ambulance or police, she didn't know what one and she was fine just freaking out and really wanted to dial 911.





    One of the girls, Amanda (see above pic) would wake up, walk into the living room and yell "I WANT WEED NOW!" and punch her boyfriend Jessie (See above pic, 40 year old jedi guy that didn't know she was retarded) as hard as she can in the arm and he would not even be mad or upset even though it was a really good punch and look like it hurt he just goes "OW! AMANDA!" in his nasally jedi voice, then he gets some money from his wallet, gives it to me and I give him some weed.

    One time she punched him so hard she broke his glasses and cut his face, another time knocked a plate of food out of his hand and he just smiled and cleaned it up.

    He also got her pregnant when I was there (they had been together a few months, i was there less than a month)

    They have a retard baby together now.

    My best friend (spacepantz) and I both endured this for 3-4 weeks one Spring while we were selling weed and working, made LOTS of money but at the cost of our sanity. Spacepantz is now in a mental hospital, and I'm a recovering meth addict.

    I like to think we were good kids and that the evils of society and lack of eugenics is why our lives are so fucked.

    That is the story of the Retard Rodeo.
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  4. #64
    frala Avant garde shartist
    I THOUGHT YOU DIDN’T NEED TO LOOK UP POSTS FROM FIVE YEARS AGO
  5. #65
    nah that was a different plural
  6. #66
    frala Avant garde shartist
  7. #67
    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala

    You don't even know Unwyred, fuck off
  8. #68
    don't talk to candy rain like that you fucking paki
  9. #69
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga You don't even know Unwyred, fuck off

    I’ll call 911 right now.

    Also I once listened to Unwyred tell a story about his divorce on TC. So I pretty much know his entire life and I’ll use whatever smiley I want. I’ll use your Mom’s pussy too.
  10. #70
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I have not spoken to a police officer in more than 5 years

    WRONG.
  11. #71
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by stl1 You're just not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?

    Let me see…what is the title of this thread again?

    Oh, yeah…it's "I genuinely like CandyRein"

    DUMBASS

    Nigga pleeeeeeeze

    You're never on topic in any thread unless the thread is about Trump or requesting nekkid pics from people 40+ years your junior, the only 2 things you care about.

    Fuckin SNITCH. haha
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  12. #72
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Come on people now!

    *clap*
    *clap*

    Shine on your brother!
    Everybody get together

    Try to love one another right meow...

    *waves cell phone light in the air*
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  14. #74
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I've had no problems with her, although she did make fun of me for playing minecraft once.

    Not cool man.
  15. #75
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Ya know.. Im not one to randomly insult peoples hobbies and I did not remember even ever saying Minecraft on here in general ..

    So I used the search tool and found the whole interaction...

    And It didn’t exactly happen that way ...

    Only thing I said was.. “ now go play Minecraft” after you set me up for a lil roast ..

    :)
  16. #76
    shes actually kinda pretty for a negroid.

    it never occur to me that non-humans apes can be pretty.
  17. #77
    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Vinny has a crush on CandyRein
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  18. #78
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny shes actually kinda pretty for a negroid.

    it never occur to me that non-humans apes can be pretty.

    id smoke a blunt with her and then pressure her socially into trying meth
  19. #79
    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood id smoke a blunt with her and then pressure her socially into trying meth

    Your personality is too weak to pressure candyrein into anything.
  20. #80
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Congtats, the man who put it in my hood.

    You buy it! You own it!

    OTOH it's not like there was anyone in kyiv to tell you "OK, you own such".

    There is no one in moscow to yell you "OK, you own such".

    How do you respect someone who stands behind you?
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