2021-07-29 at 2:37 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
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2021-07-29 at 3:55 AM UTC
Well I've had poison flowing through my veins for two months now and it feels ok I must say.
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2021-07-29 at 4:01 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
they probably gave you salt water
2021-07-29 at 4:13 AM UTC
They intend for all Americans to get their Patriot-ID card from the united nations so business and government can verify we all received the latest firmware boostershot
2021-07-29 at 4:22 AM UTC
Originally posted by POLECAT
they probably gave you salt water
I reckon half them vaccines are salt water placebos and the other half are that poison yer talking about. Yep that sounds about like the damn government, boy I tell you wut.
*spits tobacco and grabs underwear*
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2021-07-29 at 4:26 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
is that mulder and mulder
I never noticed before
2021-07-29 at 4:26 AM UTC
It's Mulder with Scully's hair and Scully with Mulder's hair.
2021-07-29 at 4:29 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I think I might download some deepfake software and use it to swap their faces through all 10 seasons
2021-07-29 at 3:59 PM UTC
what about the 1 million articles about all those people with the vaccine dying and the 1 million of the ones dying without the vaccine
2021-07-29 at 4:03 PM UTC
Look, this continuation of the virus spreading can be traced directly to Trump and his MAGA brain damaged followers refusing to get a shot to accomplish herd immunity and refusing to wear masks in the interim . They won't even get the shot knowing that Rump got his. Selfish losers who can only think about themselves and how they feel their rights are being abrogated. They know the solution is to get vaccinated but refuse. I have no sympathy for anyone unvaccinated any longer who dies from or causes someone near and dear to them to get severely sick or die.
Who I do have sympathy for is the rest of us responsible people who have to continue to suffer from a bunch of crazy MAGA MORONS.
