Mr. Microphone!!

1. 2021-07-29 at 1:39 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Anyone remember this shit?
   
   I wanted one but never got one.
   Also take note of how diverse the people in the ad are.
2. 2021-07-29 at 3:09 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   now I know what to get you for a gift. uv'e been waiting a long time, buddy
3. 2021-07-29 at 6:37 AM UTC

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   CandyRein Black Hole
   Never saw that commercial but I remember an episode of The Simpsons where Homer got Bart one for his birthday and Bart was using its powers for evil..
   
   But his main prank with it was putting it down a well saying his name was Timy O’tool and he was trapped down the well
   
   And all these celebrities came together to do a music tribute fundraiser telethon thing ...
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Rod! Todd!...This is God..Walk through the wall.. I will remove it for you..................Later
   
   
4. 2021-07-29 at 6:40 AM UTC

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   CandyRein Black Hole
   
   
   There’s a hole in my heart.. deep as a well for that boy , oh boy.. who’s stuck half way to hell🎵
   
   Sending our love down the welllll.. down that well!!🎵
5. 2021-07-29 at 7:47 AM UTC

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   CandyRein Black Hole
   Alll the way down!🎵
6. 2021-07-29 at 9:51 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   did i just time tarvel