Dutch coffee shops are a fucking scam

1. 2021-07-26 at 4:33 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   FALSE ADVERTISING THEY DON'T SELL COFFEE OR DONUTS AT ALL IT'S JUST A FRONT FOR SELLING WEED
   
   I was curious about what kind of food and drinks a weed coffee shop would sell and then I realized... of course they don't sell that shit.
   
   
2. 2021-07-26 at 4:42 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Show the front of the store where it actually mentions coffee.
3. 2021-07-26 at 4:49 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   
   
   They don't even have cups. There are no pictures of a dutch weed shop menu with actual coffee shop items on it ANYWHERE on the internet.
   
   
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   • vindicktive vinny
4. 2021-07-26 at 4:51 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   so are cybercafes.
5. 2021-07-26 at 5:02 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
   
   They don't even have cups. There are no pictures of a dutch weed shop menu with actual coffee shop items on it ANYWHERE on the internet.
   
   

   
   Then report them for false advertising and have the place shut down like a Karen.
   
   When I was in Amsterdam as a young innocent 18yr old they served coffee
6. 2021-07-26 at 5:23 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Why can't I find any pics of the FULL menu fucking useless stoners HURR DURR MAAAAN LOOK ITS WEEED XDDD
7. 2021-07-26 at 5:26 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Why can't I find any pics of the FULL menu fucking useless stoners HURR DURR MAAAAN LOOK ITS WEEED XDDD

   
   I guaran-damn-tee you if you ask for coffee, you'll get coffee.
8. 2021-07-26 at 5:42 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   I don't ask for coffee when I go to buy coffee I look at a menu and order something off the menu.
9. 2021-07-26 at 5:46 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I don't ask for coffee when I go to buy coffee I look at a menu and order something off the menu.

   
   stop being beta.
   
   just tell them what you WANT.
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10. 2021-07-26 at 5:50 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    People do that shit fucking homeless retards come in and rudely say I WANT A COFFEE HERE IS MONEY and throw their dirty change on the counter and the lady tries to ask.. what size.. what blend, any sugar or cream? COFFEE I WANT COFFE TAKE MY MONEY WTF IS WRONG YOU CANT EVEN MAKE A FUCKING COFFE YOU FUCKING LOW WAGE RENT BITCH I ASKED FOR A FUCKING COFFEE YOU STUPID WHORE HOW FUCKING DUMB ARE YOU CUNT YOU CANT EVEN MAKE A FUCKING COFFEE YOU SHOULD BE FIRED WTF I ASKED FOR A COFFEEEEEEEEE
11. 2021-07-26 at 5:56 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    when people ask me for coffee, i give coffee.
    
    as simple as that.
    
    and none ever argues what a coffee is and is not with me.
12. 2021-07-26 at 6:03 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    how do you know what they want in it????
13. 2021-07-26 at 6:45 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood how do you know what they want in it????

    
    by knowing what they dint tell me what they dont want.
14. 2021-07-28 at 1:45 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny stop being beta.
    
    just tell them what you WANT.

    
    Exactly, young Vincent is learning the tricks of manhood. Clearly he's been listening to a REAL man (me)
15. 2021-07-28 at 5:45 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I guaran-damn-tee you if you ask for coffee, you'll get coffee.

    
    Can confirm, and snacks too. They know their customer base.
16. 2021-07-28 at 5:49 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Exactly, young Vincent is learning the tricks of manhood. Clearly he's been listening to a REAL man (me)

    
    thats a manly asssumption you got there.
17. 2021-07-28 at 9:52 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats a manly asssumption you got there.

    
    Manly assumptions are the only kind of assumptions a manly man can make.
18. 2021-07-28 at 9:56 PM UTC

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Fuck, isn't everything a scam these days?
19. 2021-07-29 at 2:11 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Manly assumptions are the only kind of assumptions a manly man can make.

    
    a manly asssumptiontion still an asssumption.
20. 2021-07-29 at 1:12 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny a manly asssumptiontion still an asssumption.

    
    Assumptions are great though, especially manly man ones...a sign of confidence in ones decision making and rationalization skills.