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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    think im gonna go to the police academy in Baltimore. they give you a gun and a car and you get to basically drive around and eat fried chicken then they give you overtime to work at night and you just drink beer in you're car and take naps whenever you want as long as its dark out then its easy to do it. the police cars have cigarette lighters in them so i might start smoking and if i get sick from it ill say it was ptsd from protecting everyone so much


    worst part is sometimes captain can be a pain in the ass but if he really is being a dickhead you can just tell him hes being a dick and to back off and give you some space to collect your thoughts or else its a negative workplace and he will get put on leave which means you are the defacto captain until he gets better
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    been watching the wire?
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    RIPtotse Tuskegee Airman
    Enjoy dealing with scum of the earth everyday.

    Most cops I know become jaded very quickly.

    Any part of the court system will cause some serious issues in your life no matter what side you are on because it’s basically all pure pain and agony.

    Lmk when you are a light green color with bags under your eyes and a dick to everyone who breaks even the tiniest of laws.

    Fireman are better go do that
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    Sudo Dark Matter [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I asked a fireman if I could be a fireman and he made excuses about covid then mentioned the criminal record check 17 times and I lied and said that wouldn't be a problem because I WANNA BE A FIYAFIGHTA HERO
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    Solstice African Astronaut
    Your bubble yum ass couldn't handle being a beat cop for a day.
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    Originally posted by RIPtotse Enjoy dealing with scum of the earth everyday.

    Most cops I know become jaded very quickly.

    Any part of the court system will cause some serious issues in your life no matter what side you are on because it’s basically all pure pain and agony.

    Lmk when you are a light green color with bags under your eyes and a dick to everyone who breaks even the tiniest of laws.

    Fireman are better go do that

    what if you are already jaded
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    I wish you much success I hope youre one of the good ones who hoop with the neighborhood you patrol..

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    CandyRein Black Hole
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    “Tell me where the hell they at, so I can be not the hell there “

    😭
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Enjoy dealing with scum of the earth everyday.

    He already does that here.
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    stl1 Dark Matter
    Rather than pursue an entire new career, why not just change universities, Professor?
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    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by A College Professor think im gonna go to the police academy in Baltimore. they give you a gun and a car and you get to basically drive around and eat fried chicken then they give you overtime to work at night and you just drink beer in you're car and take naps whenever you want as long as its dark out then its easy to do it. the police cars have cigarette lighters in them so i might start smoking and if i get sick from it ill say it was ptsd from protecting everyone so much


    worst part is sometimes captain can be a pain in the ass but if he really is being a dickhead you can just tell him hes being a dick and to back off and give you some space to collect your thoughts or else its a negative workplace and he will get put on leave which means you are the defacto captain until he gets better

    Keep us posted. I wouldn't mind living somewhere where they're so hard up for cops they have to hire out of shape homeless people.
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    Originally posted by AngryIVer Keep us posted. I wouldn't mind living somewhere where they're so hard up for cops they have to hire out of shape homeless people.

    Ooooh diss shots fired sombudyy call da calvary
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    Quick Mix Ready Space Nigga [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Sudo I asked a fireman if I could be a fireman and he made excuses about covid then mentioned the criminal record check 17 times and I lied and said that wouldn't be a problem because I WANNA BE A FIYAFIGHTA HERO

    Join the CCC out in California. it's like beginner for Cal Fire. then you might get hired on in a city.
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    Quick Mix Ready Space Nigga [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I think I'll start driving an Ambulance in Baltimore. then when I get tired of waiting at a red light giving me attitude. I'll hit the Whoop Whooop Wut wut wut sound and bolt through.

    And then Luigi be like 'Hey, I didnt hear anything on the dispatch. where u going. and I say, to pick up your sick ass ho, B!

    and he be like 'Aight
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