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Cars from the mid-late 70s all had basically lawn mower engines and my clothes washer has more torque.

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]


    Look at this ugly POS.
    Is this fucking dead fetus looking car suppose to be collectible?



    Just what the fuck kind of styling is this shit?
    A Mcdonald's napkin has more character.



    The dash does kind of look cool but they couldn't have been more homo in the placement or styling of that damn shift knob.
    Fucking thing looks like a 6 speed Hitachi Magic Wand.
    Carpeting of a butch biker dyke.
    Seats look as supportive as a father of the same color.



    Heart of a smoker.
    If hydrocodone was an engine she'd be that with a misfire.
    A shroudless radiator fan... really?



    Things got a luggage rack like you actually want to take it somewhere.
    License plate lights make it look like a toilet paper roll holder missing the spring loaded plastic piece.
    I bet the exhaust smells like crepes`.


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  2. #2
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    next time try to show up with some credible well-documented research in your back pocket.
  3. #3
    cigreting Space Nigga
    that things probably some british designed piece of shit
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    Endarkenment Yung Blood
    This post has been edited by a bot I made to preserve my privacy.
  5. #5
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by cigreting that things probably some british designed piece of shit

    Idk about piece of shit, but yeah, it's British designed.


    It weighs like 1,200 pounds, how much torque do you really need?


    Anyway, if you're actually wondering, it probably has 198x the horsepower of an average washing machine. Most consumer grade electronics have a 1/2 horse motor.
  6. #6
    they also sucked your dick, kept your beer warm and told you the score on game day

    and then the chinese took over with their small dick rice beer ching chong bullshit

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