2021-07-03 at 1:23 PM UTC
Hello gonts.
Today is Saturday, the first day of my 3 day weekend.
Hopefully I can fill three days full of adventures and joy.
Currently I am out of toilet paper and about to head to Walmart for more.
I have no plans but I want to do them all.
My impulse is to smoke some weed and I am trying hard not to but it is on my mind pretty heavy.
What are your plans for the weekend?
2021-07-03 at 3:01 PM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
who took ownership of the cat you and chell had?
im going to a relative's house for a bbq where'll ill probably black out on xanax and discuss of highly innappropriate topics
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2021-07-03 at 3:22 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I'M GOING TO ME STEP DADDY'S HOUSE TO MEET WITH MY STEP SISTER AND DISCUSS THE INHERITENCE WE WILL BE SPLITTING. THEN I'M GOING TO A FRIENDS HOUSE TO SET OF 5INCH MORTORS
2021-07-03 at 4:48 PM UTC
Went to the store with Chell and got TP along with a few other things.
Then I took her to the tanning bed.
After that we hit up the pet store and another grocery so she could look for keto bread.
And lastly we stopped at Chipotle where I got a big chicken burrito and I went home and ate it.
Now I am super full and about to play video games.
2021-07-03 at 6:07 PM UTC
Fuck it, Imma smoke some weed and enjoy this 3 day weekend!
2021-07-03 at 6:15 PM UTC
did u get that bitch preggnant yet
2021-07-03 at 6:18 PM UTC
How's chell doing? She wants you to call her.
2021-07-03 at 6:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley
How's chell doing? She wants you to call her.
Chell is doing just fine.
She is talking to more black dudes than the NBA.
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2021-07-03 at 6:58 PM UTC
Smoked some weed and played Frost Punk for the first time ever.
Im on Day 7 and I think I am doing pretty good for not reading the instructions.
I quit playing to play something else now.
Not sure what yet.
Might pour a lemonade and check out the Steam games.
2021-07-03 at 7:34 PM UTC
Played a ranked brawlhala match and lost.
I didnt remember how to jump until the very end of the match.
2021-07-03 at 7:41 PM UTC
okay here you go beeep boop beeep boop
*INVITE SUCCESS* - YOU CAN NOW JOIN
2021-07-04 at 12:37 AM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
chell's arranging a threesome with well-endowed crack-smoking niggers that she's been waiting to have happen FOR AGES.
2021-07-04 at 3:10 AM UTC
i posted a pro snes fred, u wanan play together?
I"ll trade u zeptunee forzimbabue or pokemoan or we/
2021-07-04 at 1:56 PM UTC
Today is not going as well as I had hoped.
All I have managed to do is lay in bed and sulk in my self created despair.
I feel as though now would be a good time to implement some simple goals to motivate myself into action.
Goal:
Change the air enhancement on my car.
Why? Cuz it probably needs changed.
Will that help? Yes because I will have a clean air enhancement and such a simple task should bring me enough satisfaction upon completion to continue using my momentum to achieve more goals.
Goal: Drop off my mom's birthday present.
Why?: Cuz her birthday was last Monday and I think I should probably drop it off.
Will that help?: Yes because one of my love languages is giving and that will make me feel happy to make her happy.
Goal: Put together a kid's bike for my niece.
Why?: Cuz her birthday is next weekend and this big ass box has been sitting in my living room for 2 weeks.
Will that help?: Yes because I wont have to do it later.
Goal: Go to my friends house and hang out with him.
Why?: Because he wants me too and he has a Dreamcast.
Will that help?: Yes because I want to play Power Stone.
Those are my goals for today.
Bonus goals include cutting my hair so I don't look like I am in 6th grade. Paying bills so that my credit continues to improve. Walk my cat because it is funny watching her in a harness as she just falls over and plays dead.
