Apple support calls

1. 2021-06-26 at 9:47 PM UTC

   #1
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I'm about to go to India and do a fucking mass shooting.
   Literally 19 calls in the last 1.5 hours.
   I'm at the point where I just try and waste there time but I wish I could really screw with them.
   At one point they tried to get me to log into their web site and I said FUCK YOU!!
   Shit just got another one.
   What would -Spec do??
2. 2021-06-26 at 9:49 PM UTC

   #2
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   they proudly mark their products as DESIGNED IN CALIFORNIA
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • AngryOnion, 
   • aldra
3. 2021-06-26 at 9:57 PM UTC

   #3
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Just got another one.
   Now when I dial one they just hang up on me.
4. 2021-06-26 at 9:57 PM UTC

   #4
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   your going to get raped, savagely raped by bushy indian men before you could even say arr....
5. 2021-06-26 at 9:59 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   I ate an apple today I hear they’re good for you
6. 2021-06-26 at 10 PM UTC

   #6
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   The last guy I talked to told me he was watching my mother dance naked in front of him.
   I guess that's an insult in India.
7. 2021-06-26 at 10:01 PM UTC

   #7
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by A College Professor they proudly mark their products as DESIGNED IN CALIFORNIA
   
   

   
   Cool tune man!!
8. 2021-06-26 at 10:05 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   I had an Indian for lunch today, it was crappy
9. 2021-06-29 at 1:36 AM UTC

   #9
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your going to get raped, savagely raped by bushy indian men before you could even say arr….

   
   It happens .... the sad reality ...