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My avocados are rock hard after a week in a bag with bananas

  1. #1
    Ghost Black Hole
    I try to eat healthy and I just get fucked over. I just wanted to get tomato but for some retarded reason the avocado was cheaper, what a garbage food takes a fucking month to ripen. They sold me some shit picked right off a tree, sounds great except when you actually want to eat it.

    I just wanted some avacado toast for breakfast but instead I have these rock hard lumps maybe I can cave someones skull in and steal their wallet to buy some maccas

  2. #2
    Incessant Yung Blood
    Leave them on the windowsill
  3. #3
    Shoulda gotten buckwheat instead.
  4. #4
    stl1 Dark Matter
    Stick your dick in the bag.

    Your woman will appreciate it.
  5. #5
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    1st world banana republic problems
  6. #6
    stl1 Dark Matter
    Banana Republicans?
  7. #7
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by tee hee hee 1st world banana republic problems

    it's not my fault import fruits are cheaper than locally grown produce. How the fuck is that even possible, I feel bad for all those ethnic people but god damn the wheels of industry are a turnin' and don't tell me they aren't benefiting from this too
  8. #8
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    DID YOU GET THEM AT ALDIES?
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    there are no aldies here I got them at a small grocer

    I don't shop at chain grocery stores my main food place is paki corner shops and small local grocer. Haven't been in a supermarket since covid, too many fat people running their arms across the shelf while their kids scream and touch everything and a giant lines
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    THEY ARE STILL ROCK HARD

    I moved them and the now black and rotting banana to a paper bag because thats supposed to be better than plastic. Maybe by next sunday I will be able to finally have that avocado toast
  11. #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    it took too fucking long it's ripe now but I moved on and want to get breakfast from a cafe and eat pizza later. Sorry avocado I gave you a chance.
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