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throwing away everything i own

  1. #1
    netstat African Astronaut
    in preparation for my end
  2. #2
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Do you need a grocery bag?
  3. #3
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ African Astronaut
    Where are you going?
  4. #4
    you should burn them all so that you can claim them at the luggage area when you reach the afterlife.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    cigreting Space Nigga
    can i have some stuff
  6. #6
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ African Astronaut
    Instead of planning your end, you could be making a new beginning.
  7. #7
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Instead of planning your end, you could be making a new beginning.

    I wanted to kill myself at the end of december 2014.

    Forced myself to head out of town for a new years celebration at a mutual friends beach house.

    Was too broke to afford a smart phone, so started reading an old book during the day.

    Through my interest in that, I find the woman who would become the love of my life earlier that year.

    Now I've just finished a delicious meal made by her, after an awesome week where I've made my clients happy, working from home in my pyjamas.

    Really glad I didn't kill myself, even if the rest of NIS doesn't always feel that way.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #8
    I'm going to have a clear out this weekend myself, not because I'm going to end it all though, just because junk has built up and I can't be arsed selling it.
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    dying hurts!
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Ghost dying hurts!

    As does living
  11. #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    fying hyurts more
  12. #12
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ African Astronaut
    Frying hurts. That's why I'd rather be fricasseed.
  13. #13
    Get an air fryer...no hot grease spitting at you = no pain.
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  14. #14
    cigreting Space Nigga
    Originally posted by rabbitweed I wanted to kill myself at the end of december 2014.

    Forced myself to head out of town for a new years celebration at a mutual friends beach house.

    Was too broke to afford a smart phone, so started reading an old book during the day.

    Through my interest in that, I find the woman who would become the love of my life earlier that year.

    Now I've just finished a delicious meal made by her, after an awesome week where I've made my clients happy, working from home in my pyjamas.

    Really glad I didn't kill myself, even if the rest of NIS doesn't always feel that way.

    Are you married or do you co habitate
  15. #15
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by cigreting Are you married or do you co habitate

    he's happy and not gay like you
  16. #16
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Get an air fryer…no hot grease spitting at you = no pain.

    On second thoughts, I'd rather be boiled.
  17. #17
    why is this place full of people who're pro dying.
  18. #18
    cigreting Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Ghost he's happy and not gay like you

    ok guy who fucks a male
  19. #19
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ African Astronaut
    We better call in Father Lanny to preside over the suicide.
  20. #20
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting Are you married or do you co habitate

    No legal distinction in NZ
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