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My crappy 20 year old car sucks.

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    It is 20 years old which means it is 21 years old.
    I tried cashing out my $4k I had saved in my 401K account last week but turns out that to do so I would have to contact my old boss and he is a cunt and I am not willing to crawl back saying my new job is great but I need a few pennies plz sign this.
    I am planning on finishing out the last 2 days of my work week and immediately going into working the weekend doing construction to make more money.
    I know I can't keep it up forever but I just want a decent truck to work out of or a van which would even be better to work out of because vans kick ass I just hate their engine bays.
    Right now I am addicted to fried chicken and not cooking which means I am spending nearly 70 dollars a week on KFC and even more on cigarettes.
    I got to cut expenses somehow but my shitty nit wit supervisor has been gone for over 3 weeks and I can't get hired on until she gets back.
    Once I am hired on I plan on getting more chantix to abuse.
    Can't wait.
    I g2g get ready for 8 hours of mind numbingly painful repetitive tasks that give me no satisfaction.
    Also, Chell says we are just fuck buddies and nothing more now.
    I guess that is a good thing.
    Unfortunately that means sooner or later Chuck will sweep her off her feet and take her away.
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    Cowboy2013 Yung Blood
    Who tf is chelle? Someone fill me in. So far I’ve just read about her cucking you with some biker. Give me a link.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    very good stance you have on vans, word to da brutha. what is it you were gonna do with dat retirement money
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    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by A College Professor very good stance you have on vans, word to da brutha. what is it you were gonna do with dat retirement money

    I wanted to buy a power tool combo kit and a dewalt chop saw.
    Then I was going to invest the rest in some 2nd hand rims.
  5. #5
    Quick Mix Ready African Astronaut
    Get a fucking SUV or Cross over. Lease a new one. Grab just a few change outs and get that 4k and fuck Ohio off. Fly to california. Get a USP store "house" address and mailbox. 350 A year. Go do your dmv written and go lease a mini suv crossover. Download grubhub and uber eats for a no background check. U just drive. Go online and apply for a fucking Amazon driver job i think its 23 an hour in LA. Crash in your honda hrv. Tak s a month to get an amazon driver job. Do 0 drugs because you have to do an oral drug test in the office. You then spend 2 weeks training. 2 days drive along. And by the third week youre driving on your own doing baby routes. 50 packs a day by second month 250 a day. If you fall behind they give you help from other drivers.

    Hang out at beach playing frisbey with girls. Do pushups and dont fall in love and move in with the first girl u fuck.

    Move on. Fuck friends only until you hit 35-40 then have your kids. Save 25k a year for 4 years then buy a house in ohio if you want to go back. Masks come off in ci on the 15th.raging parties out here.

    Just think off it as a camping freewheeling lifestyle

    PS. Dont make single friends to hang with. Theyll bring you down.
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  6. #6
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    rideshare drivers are in high demand in a lot of areas, couple nights ago in BEEFA there was 50 or 60 gonts standing waiting for uber/lyft and the apps just time-out and kick you off the waiting list after 10 minutes saying that the search was too hopeless. anyway some indian gont comes screeching up and jumps out offering his hussle and quickly fills his car with cash-paying passengers. im guessing he was able to take in well over 100/hr by taking a few gunts to nearby hotels. think outside the bocks and be youre own harizon

    anyway it just goes to show that when you work through someone else's frame ( lyft, uber ) they will not take care of you, and if you think bigly and make a play the world becomes youre oyseter. because who wants to wait 1hr+ for a ride that aint coming? no one
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    Quick Mix Ready African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor rideshare drivers are in high demand in a lot of areas, couple nights ago inthere was 50 or 60 gonts standing waiting for uber/lyft and the apps just time-out and kick you off the waiting list after 10 minutes saying that the search was too hopeless. anyway some indian gont comes screeching up and jumps out offering his hussle and quickly fills his car with cash-paying passengers. im guessing he was able to take in well over 100/hr by taking a few gunts to nearby hotels. think outside the bocks and be youre own harizon

    anyway it just goes to show that when you work through someone else's frame ( lyft, uber ) they will not take care of you, and if you think bigly and make a play the world becomes youre oyseter. because who wants to wait 1hr+ for a ride that aint coming? no one

    Those are called Gypsie cabs. But its illegal. You would get a 2500 dollar ticket and car towed.350 bucks to get it back out of impound and prolly dented up or severely scratched
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    Quick Mix Ready African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Who tf is chelle? Someone fill me in. So far I’ve just read about her cucking you with some biker. Give me a link.

    She robs the cradle. Legally of course. But shes twice the age of him.

    Which is cool just not move in cool. But then again i am hating marriage and its nothing but a mind fuck for 85% of the population
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  9. #9
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Save 25k a year for 4 years

    LMAO.

    Yeah Fona save money for 4 years. Don't spend it on anything useless.

    Why don't you suggest he visit mars while you're at it?
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Those are called Gypsie cabs. But its illegal. You would get a 2500 dollar ticket and car towed.350 bucks to get it back out of impound and prolly dented up or severely scratched

    ah shit , can u edit the city out i dont want him to get pinched

    but so what, he prolly made 1000 bucks that night and helped a lot of weary travelers who were stuck standing around with thumbs in ass. if he can knock down a few nights like that its easily worth it. whos going to report him, the other drivers that dont exist? or the retards who want to wait all night for nothing? or the exploitation-companies of lift and uber?? i hope they go bankrupt just like they fucked the taxis over you know what i always say full circle baby come to daddy.

    but on a less ranting note, Doyle has a point. I heard deres gunts be gettin aboot 50/hr around LA just driving people around and if you get a cheep car you can keep a lot of that
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    G African Astronaut
    I like how Doyle/2K is always coaxing people to move to his region while he's currently there constantly moaning & groaning about it lol.
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    Cowboy2013 Yung Blood
    Originally posted by G I like how Doyle/2K is always coaxing people to move to his region while he's currently there constantly moaning & groaning about it lol.

    I don’t see how anybody can afford to live in California. He made it sound nice though.
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    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 I don’t see how anybody can afford to live in California. He made it sound nice though.

    Don't take what he says w/ much merit he's erratic as fuck lol.
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    Quick Mix Ready African Astronaut
    Originally posted by rabbitweed LMAO.

    Yeah Fona save money for 4 years. Don't spend it on anything useless.

    Why don't you suggest he visit mars while you're at it?

    If he made 40k a year, 32 after taxes he lives in his car he spends 600-700 a month for fuel n meals and 10 bucks for a gym membership n shower. Go to the library and check out free dvd films every week. And maybe take a lady friend to lunch n a fuck.

    Of course he has to pay about 300 a month for his car n cheap insurance. Also he can drive uber during surge after he gets off of work. Just for his rent money. Maybe hell find a hawt as milf 8 years older who will marry him who owns property and is rich.

    He has to be a meiser. If he does it for 6-8 years he fould make cliser to 60-70k a year and when he comes back to ohio, he can just go straight to a house auction and bid 100k on a 400k foreclosure and make another 300k after flipping it. Hes not going to have this kind of funds staying in ohio unless he finishes 7-8 years of college with a law degree, phd or masters.
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    Quick Mix Ready African Astronaut
    Also. Dont park your ur car in a garage, near parks or beach or wealthy neighborhoods unless they have high walls and no cameras. Residential apartment are best in guest parking. Sleep during dark hours and leave before the sun comes up. Never stay more than two days at one location. And dont return for a month. Never return if you get caught.

    Dont park on streets to crash that have children shit outside because theyll think youre a nonce
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 I don’t see how anybody can afford to live in California. He made it sound nice though.

    Today I will present 4 different things that can help you to follow you are dream of living in California.

    Having an above-average income and/or married to someone who also has above-average income. Having a smaller/shittier home and fewer possessions. Living in a remote, or otherwise undesirable region. Inheriting youre home in California. Pretending to be a faggot so you can cohabitate and split da bills with two hot babes without offending your landlords moral sensibilities.



    If you exercise these simple steps you will be well on you're way. Welcome to the suburbs, there is no escape.
  17. #17
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Its you that sucks. Figure it out.
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    Quick Mix Ready African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G I like how Doyle/2K is always coaxing people to move to his region while he's currently there constantly moaning & groaning about it lol.

    But hes young he doesnt have memories of a better california. And im telling him to go to LA not the bay. LA is a shithole in many places but the beaches are great. Even San Diego might be a good place for him.

    I thought about moving to vegas, easily make 50 an hour, maybe 80 with tips. Many cash on top of ap tips. 3-4 miles from Airport to casino at the most. Barely using gas. Renting a hotel on rent.com for 38 bucks a night in a decent hotel. Do that 3-4 times a week n crash in your car in a hotel garage the other times. Crash late at night outside . Shower at gym. I mean one hour of your days pay is a casino room for the night, find free breakfast service and you two other meals can be decent. Save 75% of the rest of It.
  19. #19
    Quick Mix Ready African Astronaut
    He should get his 4k. That could take a week or so.

    He honestly give Chell a grand to move out early.

    Then take maybe 6 pairs of underwear n socks, slacks, jeans, shorts, a few dress shirts, buy new shoes casual dress shoes. Pay 3 months for a cheap small storage for his computer or place his best photos and files on a thumbdrive and take off. Just leave chell a check for rent of your half 400 a month. She can find a new roomie.

    Bolt. Summer starts in two weeks. Dont drink, dont do drugs, go to vegas, rent a hotel room. Go get a fake apartment address at these ups type stores to mail your nevada licence to after you take the test. Maybe drive your car there so you can take the test. Go do the test in sparks or tomapa where you wont have to wait long. But buy an address for vegas to send your dl to

    Get to vegas. Rent a cheap but nice hotel for a week. See if honda will take your car as a down with another 500 and then if they say no, just lease somewhere else. Do an uber background but drive grubhub the same day.you pass you could make 200-300 a day in 10 hours. Drive to LA for a month. Live there, bounce back to vegas. You may want to fly to la and rent for a month, rent an uber car. Leave your vegas car at the dealer.. and see how you like LA. But anything has to be better than Ohio
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    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready He should get his 4k. That could take a week or so.

    He honestly give Chell a grand to move out early.

    Then take maybe 6 pairs of underwear n socks, slacks, jeans, shorts, a few dress shirts, buy new shoes casual dress shoes. Pay 3 months for a cheap small storage for his computer or place his best photos and files on a thumbdrive and take off. Just leave chell a check for rent of your half 400 a month. She can find a new roomie.

    Bolt. Summer starts in two weeks. Dont drink, dont do drugs, go to vegas, rent a hotel room. Go get a fake apartment address at these ups type stores to mail your nevada licence to after you take the test. Maybe drive your car there so you can take the test. Go do the test in sparks or tomapa where you wont have to wait long. But buy an address for vegas to send your dl to

    Get to vegas. Rent a cheap but nice hotel for a week. See if honda will take your car as a down with another 500 and then if they say no, just lease somewhere else. Do an uber background but drive grubhub the same day.you pass you could make 200-300 a day in 10 hours. Drive to LA for a month. Live there, bounce back to vegas. You may want to fly to la and rent for a month, rent an uber car. Leave your vegas car at the dealer.. and see how you like LA. But anything has to be better than Ohio

    Why the fuck would he get 4k?
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