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  1. #1
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    when ur boarding the plane be one of the last people to get on then if theres better empty seats than the shitty one they assigned you , just take the good one. if you get on when they tell you to, then you can ent up crammed inbetween people and its a bigger hassle to make them get up so you can try to move once erryones loaded. plus the flight attenders will look at you sus and if youre flying on jedi air they will say HEY! YOU HAVE TO PAY TO DO THAT! but the guess what , the jedi surpasses his master, daddy

    some people get the EPIC PERK of having their boarding group called first will guess what jimmy, the way i see it getting on last is better because thats less time being couped up but what do i know

    warning , if youre the type who flys around with a luggage trunk the bins can fill up but thats why i only carry the clothes on my back. yeah baby wherever i put my hat is my home daddy
  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    airlines HATE THIS TRICK
  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Ghost airlines HATE THIS TRICK

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  4. #4
    I always pick my seat assignment when I buy my ticket. Only lowly Economy passengers have this problem
  5. #5
    Originally posted by aldra

    https://coub.com/view/72s69
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  6. #6
    cigreting Space Nigga
    Airlines typically overbook flights and youll probably be forced to take the next flight if its overbooked.
    Sometimes theyll compensate you for this but you have to make it known your pissed about it to make it happen
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I always pick my seat assignment when I buy my ticket. Only lowly Economy passengers have this problem

    Don't flex on me , lowly migtow .

    Originally posted by cigreting Airlines typically overbook flights and youll probably be forced to take the next flight if its overbooked.
    Sometimes theyll compensate you for this but you have to make it known your pissed about it to make it happen

    Oh yeah you raise a good point, this happened before they gave me 500 dollars voucher and made my vacation longer I hope it happens again but you raise a good point jimmy if you're on a tyte schedule u could foul things up
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian https://coub.com/view/72s69

    wat u pheenk strat wrek?
  9. #9
    Robin is a good bird of mine
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