I took another girl to breakfast and Chell is sooooo PISSED!

1. 2021-06-01 at 3:09 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   You will now be poisoned or get your dick cut off with scissors while you sleep.
2. 2021-06-01 at 3:12 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You will now be poisoned or get your dick cut off with scissors while you sleep.

   
   and fed to his cat.
3. 2021-06-01 at 3:14 AM UTC

   #23
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and fed to his cat.

   
   Which I would eventually eat in my Chinese Food. Nice.
4. 2021-06-01 at 3:14 AM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
5. 2021-06-01 at 3:16 AM UTC

   #25
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   would you kiss htem on the mouth
6. 2021-06-01 at 3:18 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Was waiting for boobs to fall out.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • cigreting
7. 2021-06-01 at 3:20 AM UTC

   #27
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   CHEYANNE IS A BAD BABE i COULD NOT SAY NO TO HER
8. 2021-06-01 at 3:35 AM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter
   i wonder how bad their cooters smeel after dat fight
9. 2021-06-01 at 3:42 AM UTC

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   rabbitweed African Astronaut

   Originally posted by POLECAT HE AINT STUCK THERE, HE CAN PAY HIS 3 MONTHS AND HIT THE MOVE ON

   
   Spoiler alert - he can't afford it.
10. 2021-06-01 at 3:45 AM UTC

    #30
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
11. 2021-06-01 at 3:51 AM UTC

    #31
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
12. 2021-06-01 at 3:54 AM UTC

    #32
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
13. 2021-06-01 at 3:58 AM UTC

    #33
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
14. 2021-06-01 at 4:03 AM UTC

    #34
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
15. 2021-06-01 at 4:13 AM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by POLECAT

    
    I've caught 30-40 pound northern pike up in the mountains of Quebec. Great fight on them.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • A College Professor
16. 2021-06-01 at 4:15 AM UTC

    #36
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    NICE
17. 2021-06-01 at 4:31 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ok OP, you gonna dump the pix now that you're OFFiCiALY 3 weeks single? Sounds like she hasn't been putting out for a while. Sucks, man. The new girl at ihop sounds lit tho.
    
    Anyway, post pix of your now ex
18. 2021-06-01 at 6:06 AM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Ok OP, you gonna dump the pix now that you're OFFiCiALY 3 weeks single? Sounds like she hasn't been putting out for a while. Sucks, man. The new girl at ihop sounds lit tho.
    
    Anyway, post pix of your now ex

    
    No can do.
    I have nothing against her.
    No hard feelings.
    It just didnt work out.
19. 2021-06-01 at 11:25 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by rabbitweed I mean he's stuck living with her for 3 months. "Technically" he's well within his right to fuck some prairie slut on his giant desk while his kingly portrait watches on.
    
    But do you want to make your home life that miserable for 12+ weeks?

    
    he's not stuck just too stupid and cucked to leave. cant bring a girl home to fuck without shell yelling at them. She will probably call the police
    
    this is gonna end bad i can see it now
20. 2021-06-01 at 12:08 PM UTC

    #40
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    FIRST ONE TO CALL THE COPS WINS