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World now likely to hit watershed 1.5 °C rise in next five years, warns UN weather agency

  1. #1
    netstat African Astronaut
    https://news.un.org/en/story/2021/05/1092842

    LOL we're fucked
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Solstice African Astronaut
    Fake news the climate isn't real
  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    they've been saying that for the last 20 years

    Odds are increasing that the annual average global temperature will rise beyond 1.5°C above pre-industrial levels, in at least one of the next five years


    what a strange phrase
  4. #4
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ African Astronaut
    Back in the '70's, the scam was Global Cooling. We were all going to die in 20 years. In the '90's, it was Global Warming. We were all going to die in 10 years. Then they came out with Climate Change, which covers all the bases, and we're all going to die in 10 years.
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    Donald Trump African Astronaut
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_temperature_record

    It's going to happen as surely as the sun will rise tomorrow, and there's nothing anyone of us who wasn't born a Rothschild can do about it. Just learn to deal with the consequences - like avoid buying property on low lying land.

    Plan for a few metres sea level rise by 2100 or so.
    https://www.floodmap.net/

    Once you break it down it's really not a big deal at all.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Plan for a few metres sea level rise by 2100 or so.
    https://www.floodmap.net/

    Once you break it down it's really not a big deal at all.

    the concern there is that a lot of that is arable land used for agriculture and losing it would cut food production
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    Sudo Dark Matter [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Temperatures rising increases some agricultural yields but when the valleys are underwater its a net loss
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    Meikai African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_temperature_record

    It's going to happen as surely as the sun will rise tomorrow, and there's nothing anyone of us who wasn't born a Rothschild can do about it. Just learn to deal with the consequences - like avoid buying property on low lying land.

    Plan for a few metres sea level rise by 2100 or so.
    https://www.floodmap.net/

    Once you break it down it's really not a big deal at all.

    According to this, with just ~300ft of sea level rise I will have a waterfront property.

    So I'm never going to have a waterfront property. Unless we global warm even harder. Let's FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    looks fine to me

  10. #10
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Back in the '70's, the scam was Global Cooling. We were all going to die in 20 years.

    Yup, into the 80s too, we were told we going to have the next ice age and be out of oil by year 2000...that's if we survived the nuclear war.
  11. #11
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by netstat https://news.un.org/en/story/2021/05/1092842

    LOL we're fucked

    muh sun tans
  12. #12
    We were shown this "public service movie" at school to scare us into compliance.

  13. #13
    Originally posted by aldra they've been saying that for the last 20 years




    what a strange phrase

    theyre paid by the words per article.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by aldra the concern there is that a lot of that is arable land used for agriculture and losing it would cut food production

    raising water level will also make a lot of land that are currently too dry and unarable become arable.

    higher sea level also means more surface for water to evaporate, which in turn means more rain and heavier percipitation.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yup, into the 80s too, we were told we going to have the next ice age and be out of oil by year 2000…that's if we survived the nuclear war.

    oil is a renewable energy.
  16. #16
    Guys you need to be good global citizens and give up you're cars and drink less water. Let's all pull together and beat the climate!
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