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Finding happiness through unicycling.

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I hereby vow to follow thy dreams and invest in a unicycle.

    I almost rode one when I was 7 or 8 but I got nervous and ran away.

    Now that my dick is huge I am going to give it another go.

    Do you have any experience with unicycling?

    Currently I am looking at different ones.
  2. #2
    Solstice African Astronaut
    Get a tricycle instead
  3. #3
    cigreting Space Nigga
    im sure youve already purchased a long term disability plan
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