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How are you still single when even these people are hooking up?

  1. #1
    Donald Trump African Astronaut
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  2. #2
    Some of those gunts are pretty smoothe ..

    Man: you're eyes are brown.. as the tree trunks...

    Woman:...right....

    Gonna get some puuuuuSSSAY
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  3. #3
    General Butt.Naked Tuskegee Airman
    leather jacket unibrow is fantastic

    also β€œit seems we both have autism, havent we?” is an incredibly satisfying soundbyte
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    netstat African Astronaut
    well alice, it seems we've both got autism haven't we
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    netstat African Astronaut
    using this the next time i'm with a woman
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  6. #6
    netstat African Astronaut
    autistic people trying to date is a good demonstration of the absurdity of the human condition, to most people mating is just natural behaviour programmed by evolution, but watching a high level autist who had to learn the ritual robotically state 'i have to pay you a compliment now, let me try to think of what a compliment is' while the other autist sits silently staring blankly at the table makes one think of aliens trying to act out and understand our strange ritualistic dating practices
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    cigreting Space Nigga
    "Swear at the squirrel fuck off"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
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