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Almost got to kill some niggers today.

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    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    So, I'm laying in bed trying to sleep on my day off, and I get a call from my cousin. She said that her mom had gone to my other cousin's place to pick her up, but that there were these two niggers preventing them from leaving. I told her I'm on my way, so I grabbed my Ruger 9mm and rode out trying to imagine how this was going to go down to kind of prepare myself. Unfortunately, I missed the party and my opportunity to zim zam a motherfucker because they left just before I got there. I'm a little disappointed, but I'm glad my aunt's alright, though.
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    Was it you who's ex-army?
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    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by reject Was it you who's ex-army?

    Nah
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    You should give your aunt a gun so she can zim zam them herself. Calling you is like waiting for the cops to show up. They will either have been raped and beaten or the nogs will have run off. Why call someone with a gun and not have one yourself is beyond me.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
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    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by a·nom·a·ly You should give your aunt a gun so she can zim zam them herself. Calling you is like waiting for the cops to show up. They will either have been raped and beaten or the nogs will have run off. Why call someone with a gun and not have one yourself is beyond me.

    She didn't call me. My cousin did.

    She's a school bus driver that's raising all six of her grandchildren and doing it on her own to boot. But, if she ever does decide to buy a firearm, then I have no doubt that she could shoot better than you could. She grew up country as fuck. My uncle tells stories of how she was a crack shot back in the day. "She could shoot a flea off a dog's ass from a quarter mile."

    I'd buy her something as a birthday gift or something, but she wouldn't accept it because she doesn't want a firearm around her grandbabies. Can't say I blame her.
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    Originally posted by HampTheToker I have no doubt that she could shoot better than you could. She grew up country as fuck.

    I have no doubt she could. Its country tradition to teach your women to shoot. My family has a similar story about my own grandmother and her ability to shoot.


    Originally posted by HampTheToker I'd buy her something as a birthday gift or something, but she wouldn't accept it because she doesn't want a firearm around her grandbabies. Can't say I blame her.

    Then you need to be frank with her. Make a convincing argument about how it it for the safetey of her grandbabies. Realistically you should be able to convince her that the dangers assocated with not having one outweigh the dangers of having one stored properly and responsibly. But I dont know your fam so I cant say it will work for sure. Its just that the diversity does seem to be coming to a head. And its better to be armed with a gun than a phone if the situation arises.
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    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by a·nom·a·ly I have no doubt she could. Its country tradition to teach your women to shoot. My family has a similar story about my own grandmother and her ability to shoot.




    Then you need to be frank with her. Make a convincing argument about how it it for the safetey of her grandbabies. Realistically you should be able to convince her that the dangers assocated with not having one outweigh the dangers of having one stored properly and responsibly. But I dont know your fam so I cant say it will work for sure. Its just that the diversity does seem to be coming to a head. And its better to be armed with a gun than a phone if the situation arises.

    She lives in a good neighborhood. There are a couple cops that live within a mile. It's quiet. Not too quiet that you can't have a good time, but lost dogs and speeding teenagers are about the most worrisome concerns.

    Her only grandson will be a teenager soon. He's about due for his first firearm. It'll take some convincing, but I can probably pull it off.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby

    There is a real woman like this:

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel_Dolezal
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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind There is a real woman like this:
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel_Dolezal

    Do you think someone could get benefits and favorable treatment like that?
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    Merlin Houston
    Originally posted by Number13 Do you think someone could get benefits and favorable treatment like that?

    Well race is a social construct and anyone who says otherwise goes to Camp FEMA so I don't see why not.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Number13 Do you think someone could get benefits and favorable treatment like that?

    What do you mean?
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    Merlin Houston
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind What do you mean?

    Gibs
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Merlin Gibs

    What is gibs?
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    Merlin Houston
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind What is gibs?

    Gibs me dat

    aka free shit
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    yis
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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Merlin Gibs me dat

    aka free shit

    Like with the "oppressed minority" shit that goes on I think someone could really get away with it, use the jedis system to jedi the jedi
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    You are a nigger though.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Merlin Gibs me dat

    aka free shit

    I don't know if this particular woman tried to get "favorable treatment" or free shit by portraying herself as a black woman. But I do know that when her white parents told the world that she was actually a 100% white woman portraying herself as a black woman she caught a lot of flak from both sides.
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