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NO SLEEP FOR ME

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Most certainly the hardest part of not smoking weed anymore has been the insomnia.
    I need to sleep but it is nearly impossible.
    It is Friday and I just want to finish the work week.
    How do I go to bed when my eyes are as open as Biden's southern border?
    This quest for a nap only bears fruit with less than a minute before my alarm goes off.
    My struggle has persisted for days except for yesterday when all I did was sleep.
    Idk what to do.
    I have 1 measly cigarette left and its just not enough.
    I can smoke an entire pack and its not getting me high.
    My life is now one of endless boredom and cold sweats.
    Fukashima!
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    Mr. Satan Yung Blood
    Why do you now reject my sacred plant, middle aged man?
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Mr. Satan Why do you now reject my sacred plant, middle aged man?

    Where were you when I needed bail money or dope.
    Get fucked!
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    Ghost Black Hole
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Maybe i should take a melatonin or something.
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    Xlite African Astronaut
    Your post reminded me of :

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    Solstice African Astronaut
    Melatonin 3 hours before bed, antihistamine or Valerian root or both when you actually get in bed.
  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Maybe i should take a melatonin or something.

    are you blind?

  9. #9
    Donald Trump African Astronaut


    This + a small glass of whiskey.

    So easy.
  10. #10
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    its obvious you are not working enough,, if you were you would crash within minutes after coming home from work and you would sleep till time to get up.
    perhaps you could get a second job tripple win nigger,, no weed bill and extra loot from the second job = 3 times more money,, possibly enough to rent ur own house or apt cuzz Chell is going to dump ur ass for being a cunt without weed.
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  11. #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    imagine having money but not smoking weed fucking LMAO
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    well after he spends months not smoking and saving all that loot from his second job to get his own place cuz Chell didnt appreciate him sober he will smoke again.

    and I'm not being a dick about Chell its just the facts of life,, its the same all over
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    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by POLECAT well after he spends months not smoking and saving all that loot from his second job to get his own place cuz Chell didnt appreciate him sober he will smoke again.

    and I'm not being a dick about Chell its just the facts of life,, its the same all over

    Yeah, you don't even know or do you?
  14. #14
    Solstice African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Yeah, you don't even know or do you?

    Everyone has a whipped friend in an unappreciated relationship, you kind of fit the stereotype perfectly.

    What does Chell do for you to hold up her end of the relationship and better your life/time with her? It always sounds like she's just nagging you all day and hitting you with honey-do lists without much contribution at all from her.

    Women will be the first to speak up about how they hate your hobbies and interests no matter how harmless they might be but if you dared even criticize something she did or asked her to not do something you didn't like they would laugh or scream at you and threaten to leave you immediately.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice Women will be the first to speak up about how they hate your hobbies and interests no matter how harmless they might be but if you dared even criticize something she did or asked her to not do something you didn't like they would laugh or scream at you and threaten to leave you immediately.

    she is against smoking weed and playing video games and just wants to have a nice quiet sober night watching ice road truckers on the TEE VEE is that so much to ask?

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    Solstice African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost she is against smoking weed and playing video games and just wants to have a nice quiet sober night watching ice road truckers on the TEE VEE is that so much to ask?


    She's only against those things because they bring him comfort. If he liked other things she would find a problem with those things, too.
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  17. #17
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    its not her fault,, she cant help being a woman
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    General Butt.Naked Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by POLECAT its obvious you are not working enough,, if you were you would crash within minutes after coming home from work and you would sleep till time to get up.
    perhaps you could get a second job tripple win nigger,, no weed bill and extra loot from the second job = 3 times more money,, possibly enough to rent ur own house or apt cuzz Chell is going to dump ur ass for being a cunt without weed.

    Nah i fall asleep the min i walk in the door then awake up 2 or 3 hrs later n cant get back to sleep
  19. #19
    General Butt.Naked Tuskegee Airman
    GHB finally got me a good nights sleep after a year of bullshit but now i cant find any so fuck me i guess
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Nah i fall asleep the min i walk in the door then awake up 2 or 3 hrs later n cant get back to sleep

    its obvious you didn't work enough hours OR hard enough,, I know this cuz if you had you would not have wokin up in a few hrs.

    see wakin up is ur body telling its rested even if you don't feel it that way in ur brain.

    you need a part time stocking job for after work, or a god damn hobby that doesnt entail sitting on ur ass wiggling ur fingers
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