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  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    My internet went out cuz FATTY McFatass had to do "routine maintenance".

    I called and was told it would take a few hours to fix what was never wrong to begin with :/
    Then an hour and a half later I got a robo call telling me it was all peachy and everything is back online.
    That was a lie so I called them again to have some condescending bitch tell me I need to reboot and I told her "hey lady, I have called you guys more than I call my own family and I know the damn routine. Send the signals and don't fuck with me."
    Then a god damn whole 5 minutes later after she wouldn't shut up I finally got her to just do it and now it works and she had the nerve to ask me if I ever had any iddues with it before and I told her always have and always will because you're scum.

    My damn door wont lock because my apartment maintenance people suck dick and wont do a decent job at fixing anything.
    Last time they came out they just beat the hell out of the door jam to try and get things to line up better.
    I called again and was told it would cost me $60 for a new lock and I told her I wasn't paying shit because they repaired it with a fucking hammer.
    She didn't get it.
    I called back to try and explain what new construction will do which is settle over time and she didn't get that either but this time just because she wont answer her fucking phone.

    Bitches.
  2. #2
    Wariat Black Hole
    what would you have done if aol baxk in the day banned you as you were paying for using the word jedi or calling someone jedi who tried to take over an entire chwtroom with some bitch and told you to get lost?
  3. #3
    Wariat Black Hole
    how would you have handled them later on call if the bitch made escused and said you used the jedi word?
  4. #4
    Wariat Black Hole
    and imagine if you were a teen back in the day and your mom wa son the line with them while this bitch seriously made excuses for this garbage platform america online making you have no online access while paying for it while using the jedi word on someone one of their employees who never presented himself as one or jedis or simply connected to them telling you to leave. apublic chwt room?
  5. #5
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Wariat how would you have handled them later on call if the bitch made escused and said you used the jedi word?

    idk but I probably wouldn't have felt bad like how you didn't for trying to rape a child.
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  6. #6
    Nice false outrageous ,Arny. You sound like one of those housewives who always peers out the windows cause she got nothing to do... Trying to find something to bitch about. UN REAL
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  7. #7
    Wariat Black Hole
    but youre retarded you do know that right?
  8. #8
    Wariat Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy idk but I probably wouldn't have felt bad like how you didn't for trying to rape a child.

    then why do u feel bad or a victim here? faggit?
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    do you live in the boondocks lel
  10. #10
    Solstice African Astronaut
    You should buy a gun and teach some of those people not to fuck with you.
  11. #11
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Wariat but youre retarded you do know that right?

    You're a deported chomo with a crush on anything with a dick behind bars.
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  12. #12
    Wariat Black Hole
    you are senile or have the senile gene lol.
  13. #13
    Wariat Black Hole
    even if im deported so what? at least im not senile? and I may have been deported for bearing up a gypsy white trash luciano so get it right numb nuts brain dead.
  14. #14
    Solstice African Astronaut
    I bet Luciano fucked you up for being a pussy faggot
  15. #15
    Wariat Black Hole
    luciano lodt the fight tho he got beat up.
  16. #16
    cigreting Space Nigga
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy My internet went out cuz FATTY McFatass had to do "routine maintenance".

    I called and was told it would take a few hours to fix what was never wrong to begin with :/
    Then an hour and a half later I got a robo call telling me it was all peachy and everything is back online.
    That was a lie so I called them again to have some condescending bitch tell me I need to reboot and I told her "hey lady, I have called you guys more than I call my own family and I know the damn routine. Send the signals and don't fuck with me."
    Then a god damn whole 5 minutes later after she wouldn't shut up I finally got her to just do it and now it works and she had the nerve to ask me if I ever had any iddues with it before and I told her always have and always will because you're scum.

    My damn door wont lock because my apartment maintenance people suck dick and wont do a decent job at fixing anything.
    Last time they came out they just beat the hell out of the door jam to try and get things to line up better.
    I called again and was told it would cost me $60 for a new lock and I told her I wasn't paying shit because they repaired it with a fucking hammer.
    She didn't get it.
    I called back to try and explain what new construction will do which is settle over time and she didn't get that either but this time just because she wont answer her fucking phone.

    Bitches.

    The squeakiest wheel gets the grease. Dont stop bugging her. Ive been in the rental property business for 15+ years
  17. #17
    stl1 Dark Matter
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy My internet went out cuz FATTY McFatass had to do "routine maintenance".


    That guy just hooked up equipment for the FBI to ferret out all of that child porn you have on your computer.
  18. #18
    Ghost Black Hole
    that's not even a worker that's just a tweaker looking for hidden police devices.
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  19. #19
    Bradley African Astronaut
    I see 4 different medicinal plants you could gather, dry out, grind up and put into everclear, wait a week and then sell it to a bunch of people for good amounts of money.

    and that's just waht grows tall.

    Lazy ass niger.
  20. #20
    Quick Mix Ready African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I see 4 different medicinal plants you could gather, dry out, grind up and put into everclear, wait a week and then sell it to a bunch of people for good amounts of money.

    and that's just waht grows tall.

    Lazy ass niger.

    Fennel? Licorice dillweed looking shit? Why would that get you high
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