Should I go to Tijuana with Tort?

1. 2021-05-15 at 9:55 PM UTC

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   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   Im incapable of making decisions on my own. Would have to leavein like 2 hrs. Hed be paying for everything. Im double vaccinated and bored but im also a big pussy and hot girls that i dont have deep emotional leverage over make me nervous. What do?
2. 2021-05-15 at 10:04 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   perhaps u shud fuck a nigger?
3. 2021-05-15 at 10:08 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   take a walk on the wild side , im sure it will be a hoot. which reminds me ive been slacking and procrastinating on renewing mi pasaporte.
   
   u gonna go to zona norte?
4. 2021-05-15 at 10:09 PM UTC

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   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   Thats where he wants to go, yeah
   
   He says all you need is an ID
   
   Google seems to disagree
5. 2021-05-15 at 10:19 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   whats the worst thats likely to happen?
6. 2021-05-15 at 10:19 PM UTC

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   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   As the crow flies i wouldnt rightly care to make an presumption upon such a thing
7. 2021-05-15 at 10:20 PM UTC

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   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   although i could prolly just turn myself in to border patrol n theyd have to give me asylum and a pizza hut gift card
8. 2021-05-15 at 10:22 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Tijuana is a filthy city that reeks of raw sewage. However, the hedonistic opportunities available at Zona Norte prove to be an irresistible pull for many a tourist.
9. 2021-05-15 at 10:26 PM UTC

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   Deanna Troi Tuskegee Airman
   I hope the cartel hangs your shoes to dry
10. 2021-05-15 at 10:27 PM UTC

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    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    I mean free hookers n beer seem pretty dope but im not trying to end up in mexican jail.
11. 2021-05-15 at 10:28 PM UTC

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    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Deanna Troi I hope the cartel hangs your shoes to dry

    
    I didnt realize your filthy country was known for its hospitality. Maybe i rushed to judgement.
    
    If i get stuck bc they covet my seed for impregnating all their women, will u be my green card husband?
12. 2021-05-15 at 10:32 PM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/traveladvisories/traveladvisories/mexico-travel-advisory.html
    
    Says do not go to Mexico, due to covid. But if you got prepped, what's to worry about?
    
    

    Baja California state – Exercise Increased Caution
    
    Exercise increased caution due to crime.
    
    Criminal activity and violence occur throughout the state. Particularly notable is the number of homicides in non-tourist areas of Tijuana. Most homicides appeared to be targeted; however, criminal organization assassinations and turf battles can result in bystanders being injured or killed.
    
    Due to poor cellular service and hazardous road conditions, U.S. government employees may only travel on Highway 2D between Mexicali and Tijuana during daylight hours.
    
    There are no additional restrictions on travel for U.S. government employees in Baja California, which includes tourist areas in: Ensenada, Rosarito, and Tijuana.

    
    Stay in tourist areas and b careful ,sounds pretty dope
13. 2021-05-15 at 11:11 PM UTC

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    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    I dun have the cool new drivers license that doubles as a passport. Im not tryna get stuck
14. 2021-05-16 at 1:03 AM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    tort is very disappoint
15. 2021-05-16 at 1:21 AM UTC

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    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    U wanna border hop wih us dawg? Ill smuggle u if u snuggle me
16. 2021-05-16 at 1:30 AM UTC

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    Bradley Black Hole
    i don't know how too say ytes in mexican but imma google it and reespond to this, amiga.
17. 2021-05-16 at 1:32 AM UTC

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    Bradley Black Hole
    great thread soomeeoonee ask meikai/hts what she's doing later (Not Ghost)
    
    Tortilla HTS wants to come visit me (Without ghost) so i can stretch his joyboypussy on cam 4 u
18. 2021-05-16 at 1:33 AM UTC

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    Bradley Black Hole
    If I was a little kid with cancer this would be my MakkeAWish
    
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19. 2021-05-16 at 1:35 AM UTC

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    Bradley Black Hole
    Make a pporno site for me and HTS
    
    call it
    
    HornyClams
20. 2021-05-16 at 1:38 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    he seems like the kind of person to do a drunk gay rape
    
    
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