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Scientists blast oxygen up a mouses ass in important new research

  1. #1
    Donald Trump African Astronaut
    The team's research is published today in the journal Med and describes the capacity for mice, rats, and pigs to survive longer and have more strength in low-oxygen circumstances when given oxygen gas or an oxygen-rich liquid through their rectums, in a process similar to an enema.

    The researchers developed an oxygen ventilation system to be inserted anally; they induced hypoxia via tracheal intubation, and compared mice ventilated intestinally to control mice who received no ventilation. Of the control mice, not a single one survived longer than 11 minutes. This was in marked contrast to the mice receiving intestinal oxygen, 75 percent of which survived for 50 minutes.

    https://science.slashdot.org/story/21/05/14/2113209/mammals-can-breathe-through-their-intestines

    The news that mammals can breath through the lower intestine has important implications.
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  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    just jam tubes up yer ass and in 1000 years humans will evolve to not need a mouth

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  3. #3
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Imma be a hero and save people with mouth to butt cpr.
  4. #4
    Xlite African Astronaut
    Bass to mouth, or is it ass to trout?
  5. #5
    golums dream of becoming a scuba diver is now that much closer to coming true, now that he knows that he can just shove the scuba mouth piece straight up his asshole. He could probably drill a hole through a rubber dick and make that work, too.
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