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A trolley problem

  1. #21
    Ghost Black Hole
    I don't give a shit lol I will touch every lever and gladly be the sacrificial lamb in any workplace and take all the responsibility and with that comes all the bullshit and ire from upper and the more they like you some people resent that and will talk behind your back when you fuck up so you have to be perfect.

    I'm far from that, i'm a very flawed person but I am a hard worker and honest when I make a mistake and own up to everything. I like to bring conflict to the surface in a workplace and I hate when there is some button or broken thing nobody touches because of some workplace red tape or bullshit or just people being lazy or stupid. I will bring it up to management, fix it myself, clean it, whatever. I will get yelled at and get discipline action points or DAPs or "written disciplines" from how much I fuck up because people go their entire career without ever getting looked at sideways once they NEVER get written up so someone like me has to be a problem
  2. #22
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I'm an anti-natalist and I think overpopulation is a thing, so the answer is easy. I'll go with the highest kill count.

    antinatalism seeks to stop the population from expanding, not to directly reduce it

    you're just a SICKO
  3. #23
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    I'd rather be run over a train than have to deal with diversity retards trying to find a vein or gas me with nitrogen for hours
  4. #24
    Instigator Space Nigga
    Who else is on the trolley?
  5. #25
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    started on the trolley, now were here
  6. #26
    Plot twister: there's also a crazy-trolley coming head-on but u don't know which track. If it ends up coming on a track other than the one the switch is set to then everyone will ent up run-over but a trolley collision will be avoided. If you end up setting the switch where only one group ends up
    Ran over then there will be a trolley collision.

    There is 7 passengers on the crazy-trolley. It is a transfer trolley used to move the criminally insane ( this track is actually in the underground liserd-tunnel network used by the global elites and mental hospitals of America). You have a walky talky so you can communicate with the jackers of the crazy-trolley and they are seemingly willing to work with you but it's unknown if their intentions are sincere

    Thankfully you have been preparing for your FAANG interview by solving leetcode egghead puzzles and you think you might have the perfect algorithm to solve this problem optimally but your MacBook pro battery only has 2% juice
  7. #27
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    is that why another train derailed again
  8. #28
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    plot twisted. the torley has failing wheel bearings and is headed back to the yard for repair, jolting the torley could inadvertently cause CATASTROPHIC FAILURE. but it is imperative, u MUST get back to the yard. if you throw three switches and jolt the car three tiems you can get back to THE YARD in 31 minutes, if u go straight u will ent up at the SOUTH YARD which is also equipped to perform the repair but will require going THE DISTANCE aka 92 minutes travel time , but avoiding jolting the torley

    the charley can not drop below 83 MPH, or else the wheel bearings will sieze up. this is the last hope to get back to the yard for repair or the car will be a TOTAL LOSS and cause extensive delays while it is blocking the main track, total economic losses estimated at over ¥430,000 per hour until the track is cleared.
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