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ISRAEL INVADES PALISTINE. ๐Ÿ”ฏ๐Ÿ•‹๐Ÿ›ต

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    And someone sold both sides of this conflict Looney Tunes Rockets.



    Lmfao
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    Dear fona,

    I am glad that you like the looney toons rockets. Should you and your wife want a fancy exotic vacation to warm sandy beaches with palm trees and swimmable salt body waters (with life guard on duty), I may recommend to you Israel. Every independence day you can go to any major city and handle all the firearms in current use, as well as climb into a tank or armored personnel carrier. I also recommend visiting Jerusalem, and any military museum featuring captured enemy equipment.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by HapaGod2005 OPโ€™s girlfriend is older than israel

    And your virginity has lasted just as long.
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    Deanna Troi Tuskegee Airman
    I heard OP was a sloppy wet homosexual
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    Originally posted by Deanna Troi I heard OP was a sloppy wet homosexual

    I heard that you're a contrarian faggot spic cock sucker.
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    Nile Tuskegee Airman
    If ยงmยฃร‚gร˜L tried harder to not be a Mexican I'm sure he'd see improvements across all aspects of his life. His posts would be better as well.
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    Deanna Troi Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Deanna Troi I heard OP was a sloppy wet homosexual
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    Ghost Black Hole
    shoot da rockets murray!
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    Solstice African Astronaut
    With any luck they will blow each other to pieces
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    Quick Mix Ready African Astronaut
    the buildings come down like charges being set up.

    so thats how building 7 came down. israeli missiles no one saw. kidding of course but its weird you can demo a building by a few rockets from aircraft or guidance
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    Solstice African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Dear fona,

    I am glad that you like the looney toons rockets. Should you and your wife want a fancy exotic vacation to warm sandy beaches with palm trees and swimmable salt body waters (with life guard on duty), I may recommend to you Israel. Every independence day you can go to any major city and handle all the firearms in current use, as well as climb into a tank or armored personnel carrier. I also recommend visiting Jerusalem, and any military museum featuring captured enemy equipment.

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    Originally posted by HapaGod2005 Iโ€™m only 30 lol

    *only 30...and still a virgin...fucking lollocks.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    imagine never holding a females hand
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    Originally posted by Ghost imagine never holding a females hand

    Except his moms when they go shopping.
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    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Dear fona,

    I am glad that you like the looney toons rockets. Should you and your wife want a fancy exotic vacation to warm sandy beaches with palm trees and swimmable salt body waters (with life guard on duty), I may recommend to you Israel. Every independence day you can go to any major city and handle all the firearms in current use, as well as climb into a tank or armored personnel carrier. I also recommend visiting Jerusalem, and any military museum featuring captured enemy equipment.

    but no edible pigs meat there tho.
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    Quick Mix Ready African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice

    i hask gif for you
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    Giant false flag operation, where the actual terrorists set themselves up to look like the victims, just so they can wipe out a large number of civilians.
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    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
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    Rabbi T. Weed Yung Blood
    How does one invade somewhere that isn't real? There's no such place as "Palestine".
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    Originally posted by Rabbi T. Weed How does one invade somewhere that isn't real? There's no such place as "Palestine".

    Palestine is the birthplace of Judaism and Christianity[1] and has been controlled by many kingdoms and powers, including Ancient Egypt, Persia, Alexander the Great and his successors, the Roman Empire, several Muslim dynasties, and the Crusaders. In modern times, the area was ruled by the Ottoman Empire, then the United Kingdom and since 1948 it has been divided into Israel, the West Bank and the Gaza Strip.

    The region was among the earliest in the world to see human habitation, agricultural communities and civilization. The Canaanites established independent city-states that were influenced by the surrounding civilizations, among them Egypt, which ruled the area in the Late Bronze Age. The Assyrians conquered Palestine in the 8th century BCE, then the Babylonians in c. 601 BCE, followed by the Persians who conquered the Babylonian Empire in 539 BCE. Alexander the Great conquered Palestine in the late 330s BCE, beginning a long period of Hellenization. In the late 2nd century BCE, the semi-independent Hasmonean kingdom conquered most of Palestine but the kingdom gradually became a vassal of Rome, which annexed Palestine in 6 BCE. Roman rule was troubled by Jewish rebellions, which Rome answered with by destroying the Jews' temple. In the 4th century, as the Roman Empire Christened, Palestine became a center of Christianity, attracting pilgrims, monks and scholars.
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