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Rabbitweed's porch collapsed on him and he is hurt.

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    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    We had arranged to play video games after I got off work and he wasn't online so I texted him and then his wife called me and said "Rabbitweed in hospital. Was sitting on porch and big wind blew. Big wind knock down porch on Rabbitweed."
    I asked her what his condition was and if he is going to be okay.
    She replied "Ambulance take him away. I stay here. I no go with him"
    I asked her if she could give me any more information on my friend.
    She replied "Squashed like bug"

    I know Rabbitweed really enjoys sitting outside and looking at Nature. I told him that shack he moved into was run down.
    He kept saying that everything in NZ looks like that.

    I have no idea how to get ahold of him other than the methods that already failed to reach him.
    I am worried for my buddy because I fear the unknown.

    If I learn anything I will update you guys right away.

    We have already lost too many friends and Rabbitweed wasn't even doing anything stupid.
    If you have taken the time to read this post, might you have just a moment to pray for our brother?
    Get better soon buddy Rabbitweed. I miss you.
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    General Butt.Naked Tuskegee Airman
    I wish him Big Mahalo
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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Pray for Rabbitweed.
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    Kev African Astronaut
    thats what he gets for being a blasted porch-monkey
  5. #5
    Meikai African Astronaut
    A 2 foot rivet from the Chinese CZ-5B rocket that crashed last week was still in orbit. When it finally deorbited it took off one of his arms and a structural support for his porch, which collapsed on top of him.
  6. #6
    Solstice African Astronaut
    Niggers stole my porch
  7. #7
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    I managed to get in contact with Rabbitweed.
    He is not okay at all.
    Broken ribs, collapsed lung, broken arm, big gaping head wound.
    One of his legs got folded behind him and it went numb. He says he can't feel it or get it to move.
    He said that he will be in the hospital for at least a week.
  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    wtf is he okay
  9. #9
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Ghost wtf is he okay



    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy He is not okay at all.
  10. #10
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I managed to get in contact with Rabbitweed.
    He is not okay at all.
    Broken ribs, collapsed lung, broken arm, big gaping head wound.
    One of his legs got folded behind him and it went numb. He says he can't feel it or get it to move.
    He said that he will be in the hospital for at least a week.

    Is this true cause if so fuck meh.

    How can someone get raped by their own porch. I thought that shit is nailed down?
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    Solstice African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Is this true cause if so fuck meh.

    How can someone get raped by their own porch. I thought that shit is nailed down?

    I lot of us in America live underneath our porch
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  12. #12
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    I'm not sure what's worse - that Fonaplats freaks the fuck out when I'm offline for a mere 48 hours or that no one else in my life outside work even notices. Hmm.

    I'm absolutely fine btw. Just have issues with my home internet.
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  13. #13
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed I'm not sure what's worse - that Fonaplats freaks the fuck out when I'm offline for a mere 48 hours or that no one else in my life outside work even notices. Hmm.

    I'm absolutely fine btw. Just have issues with my home internet.

    No one is giving you sympathy thanks if you say a rodent chewed your internet cable up.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by rabbitweed I'm not sure what's worse - that Fonaplats freaks the fuck out when I'm offline for a mere 48 hours or that no one else in my life outside work even notices. Hmm.

    I'm absolutely fine btw. Just have issues with my home internet.

    are you okay after that porch landed on you?
  15. #15
    Nile Tuskegee Airman
    Will rabbitweed live?
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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ African Astronaut
    I'm going to miss the guy.
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  17. #17
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Nile Will rabbitweed live?

    He hasn't since I have known him.
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  18. #18
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ African Astronaut
    Will there be a service for rabbitweed? Maybe a GoFundme for the funeral and family?
  19. #19
    Nile Tuskegee Airman
    We really are dropping left and right.
  20. #20
    Solstice African Astronaut
    Ban high capacity assault porches
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