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Grimes dressed as Princess Peach

  1. #1
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    I would seriously let her use my tongue as toilet paper, fuck meh.

  2. #2
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe I would seriously let her use my tongue as toilet paper, fuck meh.

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    Oh right, you're the one with the shit fetish.
  3. #3
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Oh right, you're the one with the shit fetish.

    Oh right, you're the cuck with the gun fetish.
  4. #4
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Oh right, you're the cuck with the gun fetish.

    Do you want to creep around behind the wall of my (shooting) booth while my gun takes a shit? It would be totally erotic; you could probably hear the gun pinching off each piece of brass, as well as the brass falling from that tight ejection port and hitting the ground. I could make it even hotter for you by having the brass fall into a bucket full of ultrasonic cleaning liquid so that if gives off that turd-hitting-the-water sound that you lust after.

    You can stick your tongue into the actions tight, dirty hole, too, if youd like. Just be sure not to get too excited and accidentally hit the bolt release, unless you're into pain games as well.
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  5. #5
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Do you want to creep around behind the wall of my (shooting) booth while my gun takes a shit? It would be totally erotic; you could probably hear the gun pinching off each piece of brass, as well as the brass falling from that tight ejection port and hitting the ground. I could make it even hotter for you by having the brass fall into a bucket full of ultrasonic cleaning liquid so that if gives off that turd-hitting-the-water sound that you lust after.

    You can stick your tongue into the actions tight, dirty hole, too, if youd like. Just be sure not to get too excited and accidentally hit the bolt release, unless you're into pain games as well.

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  6. #6
    Your long hair compliments your voluptuous face nicely.
  7. #7
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Your long hair compliments your voluptuous face nicely.

    voluptuous
    /vəˈlʌptjʊəs/
    adjective
    1.
    curvaceous and sexually attractive (typically used of a woman).


  8. #8
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe

    Very feminine indeed.
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