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anty social window-tints

  1. #1
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    couldnt handle all the sussy eye-contact in traffic so i made a play and had otto and the boys down at big ottos auto glass put some really dark tint on my Bemis. now i feel isolated when i drive and its hard to lash out at people i have to put my face right up to the glass so they can actually see me and i mouth " fuck you" and if they react i just pop back down and they cant see me anymoree due to the auto glass
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    CandyRein Black Hole
  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    you should also get a faraday cage embedded into the glass so it protects against laser weapons and EM radiation
  4. #4
    Sudo Dark Matter [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You should open your door or roll down your window and say "HEY BUD (this is really important, he will immediately know you are not in fact buds) DID YOU JUST GET YOUR LOISINCE?" And they will be INCENSED which I've been told has very little to do with burning incense
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