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I AM EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH!

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    I might not like the place but I do my job and I do it better than everyone.

    They awarded me at the meeting in front of everyone.

    I glared down at the floor in disgust and took my certificate without speaking.

    Then they gave me a radio and said I have to wear it at all times because I am special.

    An hour later Id lost the damn thing and i completely refused to wear it and instead just threw it on top of whatever pile of shit I happened to be pushing around.

    And they also gave me 4 hours of paid time off.

    Anyways, I am going to put it in a frame and hang it in my office to always remind me of what a hard worker I am.
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  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    faggot of the week
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  3. #3
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I sorta feel bad about hating on the place but I am NOT in a million years wishing to be there for 35 more.

    My body and mind would be so broken after a lifetime of that.

    I only work hard out of boredom respect and motivation to move the clock.

    Am I a cunt?
  4. #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    yes
  5. #5
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    But who will b this months biggest loser??!?

    Good work arny , reminds me of the job where i ran over that pile of soler panels before i ran them over.

    tell me about you're written goals

    --

    hey i made your image better, i want an award now

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  6. #6
    Ghost Black Hole
    he has nerves of steele
  7. #7
    Sudo Dark Matter [my hereto riemannian peach]
    How are they giving out the months award 4 days into the month?

    When you balance the negative effects your job has on you physically, emotionally, spiritually etc does it seem worth it?
  8. #8
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Sudo How are they giving out the months award 4 days into the month?

    When you balance the negative effects your job has on you physically, emotionally, spiritually etc does it seem worth it?

    Having literally slept under a bridge and ate out of a dumpster, yes I do find it worth it.
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