Don't go shopping with this crazy fool.

1. 2021-05-06 at 2:32 PM UTC

   #1
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   LOL.
   
2. 2021-05-06 at 2:36 PM UTC

   #2
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Cleanup!!
3. 2021-05-06 at 2:37 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Free ticket to the mental hospital
4. 2021-05-06 at 2:41 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   he was just grabbing one thing at a time. If you are gonna go crazy do it up mane. I would be knocking EVERYTHING on the floor and screaming bloody murder, i'd clear out the entire fucking store no way would people be shopping. Go BUTT NAKED and cover yourself in honey and run around with your arms on the shelf knocking it all on the ground.
   
   And then you casually walk into the pharmacy section and eat every single bundy and beedrill you can crack open before the authorities arrive.