2021-05-06 at 12:25 AM UTC
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2021-05-06 at 4:22 AM UTC
I remember back in the day when people just said what they meant and meant what they said.
The time before people making up new usernames to do it.
Burn 🔥
I'm gonna go fo some hot rails and play Paxman for 6-18 hours. Bye
2021-05-06 at 5:16 AM UTC
Back in the old days, they had a lot of tape worms, so what they'd do is heat up a big bowl of hot soup and the person with the tape worm would breathe in the fumes for several minutes to half an hour, drawing the hungry tape worm up through the person's throat, and then a family member or two would grab the tape worm's head when it slowly appeared out of the person's mouth and they'd hang onto it with dear life while it tried to retract itself, often resulting in tearing the tape worm in half and the other half would retract right back into the person's intestines and regrow itself a new head. So the idea was to pull it out whole the first time.
