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  1. #21
    Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Fine ill suck my shit off your dick, but only because I really like your Europian accent.

    Cool then.
  2. #22
    Bradley Florida Man
    this girl i've known for like ten years got set up twice, shee didn't roll on my boy, i've been her penpal, she flirted with me and I had a crush on her, she got out yeesterday and wants too be put on and our old plugs number.

    I am disappoint despite the money I now stand to make. Kinda sad. Especially cuz I don't want to tell her our plug overdosed. Kinda sad.
  3. #23
    Bradley Florida Man
    Not gonna lie, I am salty as shit and 200$ is not going to make up my deferred expectations.

    Ah well. I'm gonna get drunk today.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #24
    Bradley Florida Man
    folx do you realize i am 0/3

    I think a lot of it has to do with my drinking.

    Out of my penpal/friend, my trannuy ex and the latino guy I slapped repeatedly, I am zero for three since March 1st.

    That's OK. Not like i'm lonely and deeply saddened and drinking myself to death.

    I have a nice kushy life where i don't have to work hard at much and I wish i had someone to share this beautiful life with my as my partner.

    Perhaps I should work on developing my personality and being kinder.

    Whenever I have my chain outside of my shirt this fat girl at hte gas station compliments me. She looks like she already has 4 kids and is ludicriously overweight.

    I don't know how to use the heterosexual dating apps but I think I'mma make one and call my co president and ask if he can take his super nice camera and take some high quality photos of me in some nice clothing and not nigger chains and see if that work

    IUt's not even 8am and I am having a very shitty day, but that's largely because of the overcast skies and rejection
  5. #25
    Bradley Florida Man
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  6. #26
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Because turning a straight man gay is a massive turn on for them, like deflowering a virgin is for us.

    it's not that fun if you have a big penis it's just very painful for them
  7. #27
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Because turning a straight man gay is a massive turn on for them, like deflowering a virgin is for us.

    I also like taking flowers away from virgins. My favorites to take are chrysanthemums and petunias.
  8. #28
    Ghost Black Hole
    when you take a girls nosegay TEHEHE

  9. #29
    Bradley Florida Man
    im donee
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