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When we get Stargates...

  1. #1
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    SpaceX will invent them, and we'll call them Elongates in Musk's honor.
  2. #2
    Meikai African Astronaut
    Implying there isn't an active Stargate program operating out of the Cheyenne Mountain Complex, which is now even officially designated a US Space Force facility.
  3. #3
    ...too much TV.
  4. #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    I wanna fuck an alien
  5. #5
    Meikai African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …too much TV.

    That's what they want you to say. That's why they made a TV show about the Stargate program. And also why they made an episode of that TV show about a TV show being made about it. So if I say "there's a real Stargate program" you say "too much TV", and I say "they made the TV show so you'd say that" you can respond with "just like that episode of the TV show right? ".

    IT'S ALL REAL. THE TV SHOW IS PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY. A WAY TO PAINT TRUTH SEEKERS AS CONSPIRACY NUTS. IT'S ALL REAL! FUCK YOU! I'M NOT CRAZY. CHEYENNE MOUNTAIN IS LITERALLY A US SPACE FORCE INSTALLATION. THAT'S WHERE THE STARGATE IS.
  6. #6
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …too much TV.

  7. #7
    Originally posted by Meikai That's what they want you to say.

    Actually they way you think is what they want you to think/say, to distract from the REAL truth.
  8. #8
    Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai That's what they want you to say. That's why they made a TV show about the Stargate program. And also why they made an episode of that TV show about a TV show being made about it. So if I say "there's a real Stargate program" you say "too much TV", and I say "they made the TV show so you'd say that" you can respond with "just like that episode of the TV show right? ".

    IT'S ALL REAL. THE TV SHOW IS PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY. A WAY TO PAINT TRUTH SEEKERS AS CONSPIRACY NUTS. IT'S ALL REAL! FUCK YOU! I'M NOT CRAZY. CHEYENNE MOUNTAIN IS LITERALLY A US SPACE FORCE INSTALLATION. THAT'S WHERE THE STARGATE IS.

    I'm guna need a reasonable amount of empirical evidence to comment any further on this.

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Actually they way you think is what they want you to think/say, to distract from the REAL truth.

    Is what they would want you to say.
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  9. #9
    stl1 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …too much TV.



    Indeed!


  10. #10
    Bradley African Astronaut
    nevr watched stargate or startrec or starwars or any of that star shit.

    I like stars tho. Might check sg1 out, always heard really good things about it. Looks stupid as fuck though
  11. #11
    Meikai African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Looks stupid as fuck though

    That's the charm, tbh. It's goofy as hell.
  12. #12
    Bradley African Astronaut
    u 2
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