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give me one good reason why i shouldnt get totally fucked up tomorrow

  1. #1
    Kev African Astronaut
    my latest vendor fucked me over, customs is pissing me off by constantly intercepting my orders as of late, the only things i have in abundance right now are a bunch of random benzos, phenibut and Crouton.

    i have been unproductive lately because i keep laying around in buzzed bliss on these 3 things every weekend, i have been wanting one sober weekend and it was gonna be today but i am already getting the urge to just buzz out again. why the fuck shouldnt i? explain me that.
  2. #2
    I'm not giving you shit
  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    drug addicts are so pathetic
  4. #4
    That's why I won't touch the stuff
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    I don't touch drugs because i'm concerned about the oils on my hands reacting with the surface area of the drug and affecting it's melting point
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  6. #6
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Just smoke some weed and drink a few beers and calm down.
  7. #7
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    You shouldn't take drugs this weekend because they make you unproductive and you have some things that you've been putting off getting done, that really ought to be done. When you're done accomplishing those things, you will feel good about it, and you can reward yourself with more drug usage.
  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    do them, fuck it
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  9. #9
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Ghost do them, fuck it

    He wanted a reason not to. GIVE HIM ONE.
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    He is not getting one from me
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  11. #11
    Kev African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ You shouldn't take drugs this weekend because they make you unproductive and you have some things that you've been putting off getting done, that really ought to be done. When you're done accomplishing those things, you will feel good about it, and you can reward yourself with more drug usage.

    your reason is perfectly logical and brooks no argument, i thought about it the whole day. unfortunately, i dont think i can commit. im not even talking about work-related stuff when i say im being unproductive but fun stuff like watching anime or playing video games, i end up not doing any of that, just laying around all day.

    sorry man, i dont want you to feel like you failed to help me, your advice was sound. maybe next weekend.
  12. #12
    Meikai African Astronaut
    Tomorrow could be the day the FBI kick in your door looking for your CP stash, and if you're too fucked up you won't be able to dispose of the evidence.
  13. #13
    Kev African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai Tomorrow could be the day the FBI kick in your door looking for your CP stash, and if you're too fucked up you won't be able to dispose of the evidence.

    i aint worried, my all-loli bodyguards protect me, my stash and make sure the doors are bolted when im high. any pig poking his face thru the door will meet one of their uzis.

    besides, one of them is a fed.


    do you feel lucky, punk?
  14. #14
    Kev African Astronaut
    shit these zannies dont fuck around, just one pill and it put me out for 12 hours when i was ready to hit the sack, always gives me horrid nightmares tho, does it do this to anyone else?
  15. #15
    Kev African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost drug addicts are so pathetic

    eat me methrat, unlike you im functional and have a job. what do you have besides a landwhale tranny boyfriend?
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Kev eat me methrat, unlike you im functional and have a job. what do you have besides a landwhale tranny boyfriend?

    You work construction, dude. Stop pretending like having a job anyone can get is something to brag about. My job is more skilled than yours.
  17. #17
    Kev African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Worf, son of Mogh You work construction, dude. Stop pretending like having a job anyone can get is something to brag about. My job is more skilled than yours.

    it may not pay as much as a professional polesmoker but in the long run i feel richer being an STD-free nonfaggot.
    so good luck with that.
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