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I took four dick pics and now my phone doesn't work

  1. #1
    Bradley African Astronaut
    It says it's ouotta fuckin memory and freezing? Is this why my videos takee soo long to upload to Pornhub?
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol


    was going to make the out of memory joke

    now instead I'm going to say your herpes infected your phone
  3. #3
    no Yung Blood
    macro photography not supported

    See what I did there, I made a joke inferring that you have a small penis.
  4. #4
    fadyimklibuld Yung Blood
    Did you try turning it on and off?
  5. #5
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ African Astronaut
    Give you dick a pull or two and retry.
  6. #6
    RIPtotse Houston
    Originally posted by no macro photography not supported

    See what I did there, I made a joke inferring that you have a small penis.

    u mean micro? macro means big
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  7. #7
    no Yung Blood
    Originally posted by RIPtotse u mean micro? macro means big
    No, I mean macro photography. I find it's always best to know what you're talking about before correcting people.
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