I was selected to take a random safety quiz. I was the only one who had to take it.
One of the questions was,
How do you see the next person getting injured at work?
My answer: In a parking lot fight.
Another question (more of a finish the sentence): If I could improve the safety at work I would...
My answer: not.
Then I told my supervisor they should tone down the safety talks and let more people get hurt. That sometimes it is best to let nature take it's course.
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I feel for ya man, I really do, but both you and I need to figure out a better way than these jobs were not willing to stay at for twenty years just to finally be throne a bone.. oooooh the bone.. it hurts to me to the bone..
Fonaplats
victim of incest
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I can make some money working here but only in exchange for so much of my time that it feels as though 2/3rds of my life is at work. Its not really 2/3rds but sleeping time isnt counted because me time is me doing stuff not laying unconsious.
Fonaplats
victim of incest
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Imma stay for a year but im not trying to destroy all my joints and rot my mind doing meaningless, repetitive, slave labor. Unfortunately for me, it's one of the only things Im good at.
Management likes when their little helpers are snarky smartasses oh Arny this is beginning to sound like another one of you're potmetal outbursts of falsified outrage , broom
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Regardless. fona is growing up and his comedic wit is getting better. Do stand up Fona. Your Monotone persona would make Jokes way funnier just dont break character and just keep pan-face the entire time.
Who knows, You might get a TV sitcom out of the deal. go do open mic and take classes. a lot of famous comediams came out of Ohio. Phillis Diller and Bob Hope and of course that fat dude from Price is Right
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
I was selected to take a random safety quiz. I was the only one who had to take it.
One of the questions was,
How do you see the next person getting injured at work?
My answer: In a parking lot fight.
Another question (more of a finish the sentence): If I could improve the safety at work I would…
My answer: not.
Then I told my supervisor they should tone down the safety talks and let more people get hurt. That sometimes it is best to let nature take it's course.
Ya, natural selection is awesome but da gubermint does the gibbs these days
Originally posted by Fonaplats
Imma stay for a year but im not trying to destroy all my joints and rot my mind doing meaningless, repetitive, slave labor. Unfortunately for me, it's one of the only things Im good at.
Most of the time the only way to get raises quickly is to change jobs every few years. Then just lie to the next place during the interview about what you currently make and if you get an offer it will more than likely be higher than your current wage. Good luck young Mr.Steele
Originally posted by Donald Trump
Vinny is a truer American than most Americans.
we all have became americans when we embrace the first amendment we saw on totse.
before the advent of internet i always thought the first amendment that i saw people cite in movies and tv series, x-files especially, was a fictional thing that only existed on tv.
because i live in a country where people get jailed all the time for their speeches, the freedom to speak freely seemed just too good to be true it had to be a phantasy.
Originally posted by larrylegend8383
Fona I know a few people that work at a steel fabricator near you and they're hiring. You'd probably make $18-20 if you don't have any useful experience but you can't be a little bitch in there.
