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Why is my water bill $223???

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    It has been between $70 and $90 a month since I move in and now its way too much more.
    No, I didn't miss any payments.
    Imma have to calk them but what will it even accomplish?
    Probably nothing.
    Fucking jedis. It is just water!
  2. #2
    Probably a leak, toilet running or faucet dripping?
  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    My sink is still leaking so I switched the bill to your name by using a false ID. You will be getting an internet bill in the mail soon too
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  4. #4
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    My water bill went up as well.
    I now get charged for "stormwater runoff" tax, 8 bucks more a month.
    It's not the end of the world but WTF?
    And 70 to 90 bucks a month is crazy 233 is fucking crazy.
  5. #5
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ African Astronaut
    It's all COVID-scare related. People are also getting electricity bills for thousands of dollars.
  6. #6
    BeeReBuddy victim of incest [pimp your due marabout]


    Turns out that $223 is a credit to my account and not a balance.
    For whatever reason they are paying me reparations.
  7. #7
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ African Astronaut
    You never seen a minus sign before this?
  8. #8
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You never seen a minus sign before this?

    Na he's just reacting to shit in the mail,everything looks like a bill so he freaked.
    I have been there and done that.
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy

    Turns out that $223 is a credit to my account and not a balance.
    For whatever reason they are paying me reparations.

    they are paying you brcause they are pumpkin the city waste water into your steamers
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  10. #10
    cigreting Space Nigga
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy

    Turns out that $223 is a credit to my account and not a balance.
    For whatever reason they are paying me reparations.

    😂😂
  11. #11
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    chells gamer girl pee is in the water pipes now
  12. #12
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ African Astronaut
    Now they're galvanized pipes.
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  13. #13
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    I never paid water, fuck that. The Romans were giving people it for free and that was 2000 years ago.
  14. #14
    Ghost Black Hole
    water is finite it goes into space
  15. #15
    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Water‐gnomes.
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