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Penis Inspection Day is Now Real

  1. #1
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://twitter.com/OmariJHardy/status/1382521994554572804

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  2. #2
    cigreting Space Nigga
    independent jenny inspectir here
  3. #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    thats been a thing everyday for a long time in the U.S
  4. #4
    Damn, the school nurse was hot at my school...I think I'd be going to school in a dress some days just to have her inspect my Wilhelm Sebastian.
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    wouldn't it be easier to just get the birth certificate instead of looking at naked children
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Ghost wouldn't it be easier to just get the birth certificate instead of looking at naked children

    meme magic
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Ghost wouldn't it be easier to just get the birth certificate instead of looking at naked children

    Shut it...I didn't wear this dress so you could fuck up my day.
  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    don't forget the knee socks

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  9. #9
    Originally posted by aldra https://twitter.com/OmariJHardy/status/1382521994554572804


    misleading title.

    inspections are only for kids with genital disputes.
  10. #10
    What's a genital dispute?
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What's a genital dispute?

    calling a penis a vagina.
  12. #12
    Donald Trump African Astronaut
    What's a genial dispute?
  13. #13
    cigreting Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Damn, the school nurse was hot at my school…I think I'd be going to school in a dress some days just to have her inspect my Wilhelm Sebastian.

    ur nurse inspectd a german racecar driver?
  14. #14
    Kev African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra https://twitter.com/OmariJHardy/status/1382521994554572804


    holy testicle tuesday!
  15. #15
    Ghost Black Hole
    this is why we need mandatory pronoun nametags
  16. #16
    Kev African Astronaut
    but they cant touch their wee-wees, thats illegal.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by cigreting ur nurse inspectd a german racecar driver?

    That's the name of my hotrod.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Kev but they cant touch their wee-wees, thats illegal.

    I'll sign the consent form.
  19. #19
    Bradley African Astronaut
    Penis inspection day was one of my favorite days of school every year. My favorite part was I got to see everyone elses peter or they'd try to hide it and because I'm me i'm walking around with this modest size erection like showing people, the gym teacher would put the palm of his hand around the shaft and lightly tug once, when he would tug me i would flex as hard as I couold and he'd smile cuz he could feel it.

    I think this is now called child molestation, not sure. I wrote a letter to the middle school about it after i graduated. Not sure if they cared. Everyone knew this was happening, it was part of like the sit and reach or doing the pacer and the whole like presidential fitness thing.
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  20. #20
    Bradley African Astronaut
    i heard the female gym teacher would like lick her finger before examining each girl, but i feel like they just made that up.
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