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Thyroid is hard to come by - why?

  1. #1
    Donald Trump African Astronaut
    Even from butchers. Dessicated Thryoid is difficult to find too. Thyroid hormone extract is like gold dust, and requires a prescription most places.

    Why? The Thyroid is the hormonal center of the body. All mammals have one, and all mammals secrete similar hormones. What secrets does it have?

    Fat people always blame their under-active thyroid. But what if they're right? The internet is full of stories of people who started taking thyroid medications, and suddenly started feeling as if a fog had been lifted.
  2. #2
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Fat people always blame their under-active thyroid.

    Between bites of XL pizza.
  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    I could probably make it

    The process for preparation of Levothyroxine sodium comprises the steps, wherein compound obtained from steps a-g is prepared by conventional methods,

    a. nitrating L-tyrosine to give 3,5- dinitro-L-tyrosine,
    b. acetylating 3,5- dinitro-L-tyrosine to give 3,5- dinitro-N-acetyl L-tyrosine,
    c. esterifying the compound obtained from step (b) to give 3,5- diπitro-N-acetyl L-tyrosine ethyl ester,
    d. reacting the compound obtained from step © with p-TsCI in presence of pyridine to give corresponding tosylate salt, which is further reacting with 4-methoxy phenol to give 3,5- DinKro-4-p-methoxy phenoxy-N-acetyl-L-phenyl alanine ethyl ester,
    e. the compound obtained from step (d) is hydrogenated to give 3,5-diamino-4-p-methoxy phenoxy-N-acetyl-L-phenyl alanine ethyl ester,
    f. the compound obtained from step (e) is tetrazotized and iodized to give 3,5-Diiodo-4-p- methoxy phenoxy-N-acetyl-L-phenyl alanine ethyl ester,
    g. the compound obtained from step (f) is O-demethylated, N-deacetylated, and deesterified using aqueous HI in acetic acid to give 3,5-Diiodo-4-p-hydroxy phenoxy-L-pheπyl alanine followed by preparing hydrochloride salt of same and isolating, drying it
    h. lodinating 3,5-Diiodo-4-p-hydroxy pheπoxy-L-phenyl alanine HCI salt using methyl amine,
    Iodine / potassium iodide (Kl) to give crude levothyroxine;
    i. converting crude levothyroxine to its disodium salt by using 50% NaOH in ethanol which is enhancemented and dissolved in water. The disodium salt is acidified with hydrochloric acid up to the pH 4 to 5. The product is obtained by filtration, washing with water and drying to give pure levothyroxine with purity >99 %
  4. #4
    Quick Mix Ready African Astronaut


    The butterfly wing shaped gland can eat itself away (of sort) and shrinks and dies and there apparently is a part of the brain that is a backup for this.

    this is why people get tired af. I think it's being tired that is why people get fat. not so much overeathing but not exercizing properly.

    walking on the sand is something I would do as a kid on the way to school but it's hard as fuck to do it now. i was getting a little tired after 2-3 city blocks and felt it on my calves the next day but kept going for about a mile or so.

    remember the skates I bought. Im having a hard time balancing. its not like a fucking bike were you never forget how to ride. its difficult if you havnt skated in decades. still trying
  5. #5
    Solstice African Astronaut
    I take Cytomel but I don't know if it does anything
  6. #6
    Meikai African Astronaut
    I don't blame being fat on my thyroid, but I apparently have hypothyroidism and do take synthetic thyroid supplements. Haven't noticed any positive changes really and if anything I think it's all a jedi conspiracy to trick people into getting hooked on meds. My thyroid was probably fine but I started taking levothyroxine and now my body relies on levothyroxine instead of producing its own thyroid juices and some pharmaceutical company is making bank off this meaningless addiction. smh

    I'm tired constantly and fat af, if these pills are doing anything I dunno wtf it is.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #7
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready

    The butterfly wing shaped gland can eat itself away (of sort) and shrinks and dies and there apparently is a part of the brain that is a backup for this.

    this is why people get tired af. I think it's being tired that is why people get fat. not so much overeathing but not exercizing properly.

    walking on the sand is something I would do as a kid on the way to school but it's hard as fuck to do it now. i was getting a little tired after 2-3 city blocks and felt it on my calves the next day but kept going for about a mile or so.

    remember the skates I bought. Im having a hard time balancing. its not like a fucking bike were you never forget how to ride. its difficult if you havnt skated in decades. still trying

    if you had all her clothes off and looked at her crotch up close you couldn't even really tell she was that fat
  8. #8
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai I'm tired constantly and fat af

    How much blubber are we talking about?
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Even from butchers. Dessicated Thryoid is difficult to find too. Thyroid hormone extract is like gold dust, and requires a prescription most places.

    Why? The Thyroid is the hormonal center of the body. All mammals have one, and all mammals secrete similar hormones. What secrets does it have?

    Fat people always blame their under-active thyroid. But what if they're right? The internet is full of stories of people who started taking thyroid medications, and suddenly started feeling as if a fog had been lifted.

    This is fat acceptance bullshit

    Don't blame your obesity on thyroid issues. Fucking lmao. Just eat healthier you dumb shit.

    I swear fat people are just retarded. When I hit 160-165 I just start eating less. Pretty simple to not be a fatass. Start exercising
  10. #10
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ African Astronaut
    How to Not Get Fat in One Easy Step:

    1. Don't put too much food in food receptacle.
  11. #11
    Bradley African Astronaut
    i used to be perscribed levothyroxin and could get you a bunch if you weren't such a massive cock cobbler.
  12. #12
    Quick Mix Ready African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice I take Cytomel but I don't know if it does anything

    Levothyroxine is a supplement for the thyroid. it brings your thyroid levels back to normal
  13. #13
    Thyroid problems...smh...just so happens coincidentally that the country with 20 all you can eat buffets on each street corner also corners the market on "Thyroid problems"

    There were no Thyroid problems in Auschwitz.
  14. #14
    Jeff Houston
    So you're saying that if I eat thyroids/thyroid meat, then I will super charge the functionality of my own thyroids?!


    🤔
  15. #15
    Jeff Houston
    If I eat testicles will that boost my Testosterone levels?
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Jeff If I eat testicles will that boost my Testosterone levels?

    yes

    also rhino horn n tiger dicks. Ask vinmy for the hookup
  17. #17
    Donald Trump African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked yes

    also rhino horn n tiger dicks. Ask vinmy for the hookup

    Why would raw muscle fibre and keratin be as beneficial as glandular tissue.

    Oh, wait, you're one of those "I fucking love science" morons.

    You seem to be lost, little guy. Your home is here: https://www.facebook.com
  18. #18
    I dont fuck with jedi shit
  19. #19
    Quick Mix Ready African Astronaut
    take levothyroxine pills, faggot. be careful though..will make heart race
  20. #20
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost I could probably make it

    here is an easy way to make l-tyrosine

    https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/pdf/10.1080/00021369.1973.10860717
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