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Should I Build a Guillotine

  1. #1
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    on one hand it'd be a pretty cool project, especially if I could use hydraulics to significantly increase the downward force.

    On the other it wouldn't fit in my apartment and leaving it in the courtyard would raise a lot of questions I'd probably rather not answer if the retarded landlord or bitch rental manager shows up
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  2. #2
    Solstice African Astronaut
    Just tell them it's for meat cutting/food prep purposes
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  4. #4
    Donald Trump African Astronaut
    You got a problem with the Queen, mate?
  5. #5
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ African Astronaut
    You should start working with what you have, rather than running from it.
  6. #6
    deploy your skin color to your advantages.

    call them racists if they have any problem whatsoever irregardlessly.
  7. #7
    Bradley African Astronaut
    Instead of making a guilotine could you keep the model the same but make it where you coudl strap them in and have them kneeling head down in like a stockade kinda position

    then drop the blade on them
  8. #8
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I imagine you could engineer it to fit within your apartment. Build it too big to fit through the doors though, as a gift to the next tenant.
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    If you think about it, it's kind of like a knife.
  10. #10
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Only if you live stream using it on yourself.
  11. #11
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ African Astronaut
    Once the head comes off, the eyes will still look around and the tongue will go in and out slightly, which means the brain is still aware of its surroundings.
  12. #12
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Ajax Only if you live stream using it on yourself.

    hah, I actually considered doing like a 12 week video series of building a railgun and test-firing it into may face in the last episode
  13. #13
    Sudo Dark Matter [my hereto riemannian peach]
    these are kinda the same thoughts I was going through considering whether or not I should buy a cannon, then would need a cargo van to transport and do drive by cannonings.

    fucking do it
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  14. #14
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo these are kinda the same thoughts I was going through considering whether or not I should buy a cannon, then would need a cargo van to transport and do drive by cannonings.

    fucking do it

    lol like that scene from The Jackal, except with a civil-war era cannon
  15. #15
    Data African Astronaut
    Ask your attorney if you qualify for religious exemption.
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  16. #16
    Originally posted by Data Ask your attorney if you qualify for religious exemption.

    ↑ none bated an eye, much less laugh.
  17. #17
    Zanick victim of incest [my p.a. supernal goa]
    file your own religious exemption with the universal life church, get a lawyer to build the guillotine for your landlord
  18. #18
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    What you going to use it on, yourself?

    Could murder some prostitutes.
  19. #19
    Zanick victim of incest [my p.a. supernal goa]
    he's going to use it on himself

    think of how horrible he'll feel when his head grows back to see what he's done
  20. #20
    Bradley African Astronaut
    OP should look into cigar cutter technology and it's maladaptive potential
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