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Where do babies come from?

  1. #1
    Data African Astronaut
    ??
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    stark
  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    egg
  4. #4
    Data African Astronaut
    What came first the stork or ur mom
  5. #5
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Pork Stork if she grows up to be a slam-pig aka Frala.
  6. #6
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    no clue, but i can get you as many as you need

    pm if you have the right currency
  7. #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Zanick no clue, but i can get you as many as you need

    pm if you have the right currency

    New or used?
  8. #8
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    newer is rarer is more costly like any other commodity
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Zanick newer is rarer is more costly like any other commodity

    Dead or alive?
  10. #10
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    i can do either or both
  11. #11
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Zanick i can do either or both

    I'll take everything you have in stock. I can only pay in baby parts though.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #12
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Everyone knows that babies come ...from a baby factory

    Didn’t your parents ever teach you about the birds and the peas
  13. #13
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    dollar tree
  14. #14
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    When a daddy loves a mommy very much he makes her a special human omelette.
  15. #15
    Ghost Black Hole
    they come from cum thats why it's called cum or "come"
  16. #16
    Their genitals just like everyone else.
  17. #17
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    definitely not from you butthole like you originally believed, opie.

    this nerd §m£ÂgØL literally was made to believe he was having a baby.. he would text me several years back saying "christine is being mean to me and I want to go see my baby!"

    for a guy who claims to believe in science and work in a lab he sure is a dumbass...
  18. #18
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby for a guy who claims to believe in science and work in a lab he sure is a dumbass…

    He got hired at the sperm lab to clean the beakers. All they would have to do is put him in the room with some cum contaminated objects and by the time they came back everything was spotless
  19. #19
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Ghost He got hired at the sperm lab to clean the beakers. All they would have to do is put him in the room with some cum contaminated objects and by the time they came back everything was spotless

    If he loses that job.. he's gonna have to start robbing sperm banks.. baby gorls gotta do what she's gotta do

  20. #20
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    You stick it in her butt and pee and then it slides out of her ass 9 weeks later
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