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Don'tTellEm's daughter gets to witness her mother stumble in the door, drunk, several times a week...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, the adolescent wonders why, after supposedly 'working', her mom keeps tripping over her own two feet. πŸ€”πŸ€¨
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Because her feet are as large as her ass?
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    Ghost Black Hole
    I used to work on a conveyor belt all day and afterwards the entire world would spin around me for hours like I was drunk or tripping on shrooms because I was staring at a moving belt all day it fucked me up. I could see the belt when I closed my eyes at home or trying to sleep and I would dream of the belt.
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  4. #4
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost I used to work on a conveyor belt all day and afterwards the entire world would spin around me for hours like I was drunk or tripping on shrooms because I was staring at a moving belt all day it fucked me up. I could see the belt when I closed my eyes at home or trying to sleep and I would dream of the belt.

    Did anyone ever get injured by the conveyor belt? Perhaps they lost a digit?
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung Did anyone ever get injured by the conveyor belt? Perhaps they lost a digit?

    Kinda. several people lost limbs and died because of the bailer. Shit would get stuck in it and the only way to stop the line was to constantly press a rigid floor break every 5 seconds. There was also a wire for emergency but the entire system was fucked. It was designed so that the machine is always on and when you "break" it the machine doesn't turn off it just halts for a few seconds unless you keep pressing the breaks and obviously in an emergency someone is gonna forget to keep pressing the floor break every 5 seconds while they try to pull larry out of the jammed bailer.

  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by stl1 Because her feet are as large as her ass?

    Those aren't feet those are called hooves
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    She don't even come up for air when her momma comes home,, she's to busy livkin some young school girls cooter to notice
  8. #8
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I kinda wish I was Pril's Daughter
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, the adolescent wonders why, after supposedly 'working', her mom keeps tripping over her own two feet. πŸ€”πŸ€¨

    Her daughter is 16 im sure she drinks and does drugs like most kids that age so shes probably not wondering.

    If anything big ape probably buys the little slut and her friends booze and they share each others rx meds
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Like I was sayin
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by POLECAT Like I was sayin

    You want to be a teenage girl with a mother whos extent of vernacular is "urr weerd" and "go sit down"? πŸ˜†
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    well yeah,, if I owned the pussy I could market the pussy. April wouldn't want for nuthin after I got rollin.
    having a pussy is like owning a gold mine where the nuggets are layin right on top of the ground
  13. #13
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Uh oh. 😜
  14. #14
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    just look at lala
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    hey girl
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    So...you're calling these gals hos?

    OK.
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Ghost I used to work on a conveyor belt all day and afterwards the entire world would spin around me for hours like I was drunk or tripping on shrooms because I was staring at a moving belt all day it fucked me up. I could see the belt when I closed my eyes at home or trying to sleep and I would dream of the belt.

    So like 2 weeks tops? thats the first thing they tell you on an assembly line is to stare at the wall when your 15 comes up for a minute. 20 feet away for 20 seconds with your arms down and relaxed.

    your brain will adjust this over time. you just showed you probably havnt had a job for more than a week or two at best. fucking socialist sucking off the system. FUCK CANADA. WE NEED A REAL CANADIAN BACON SITUATION BETWEEN THE USA and CANADA and NUKE YOU FUCKERS.
  18. #18
    WellHung Black Hole
    folx?
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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Chin nuts?
  20. #20
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    My baby is about to be 16. She’s amazing, I’m so thankful to be her mom
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