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Better Dying Through Chemistry

  1. #1
    Huff nitrogen in a headbag or overdose?
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  2. #2
    Nile Tuskegee Airman
    ODing seems okay I guess.

    Although if it was me, I'd build a nice guillotine, or some weird garden tap that sort of straps to my wrist and works like a regular tap, but as you turn it presses a razor in to ur arm.

    That'd be an artful death.
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  3. #3
    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Huff nitrogen in a headbag or overdose?

    i wouldn't consider that 'better living through chemistry'
  4. #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    mmm
  5. #5
    no Yung Blood
    None of the above. Carbon monoxide would be the most ideal if I had to pick, but even better would be cutting out the self-destructive death obsession and getting on with life.
  6. #6
    Bradley African Astronaut
    I think you should fall off of somethin really fucking high infront of groups of people while super fucked up, save like some speed for when you get close to the top so you can be super high when you super die

    the use of chemicals is never guaranteed, beyond 300 feet, god's angels couldn't carry you to the ground softly enough to live

    and as always, do it naked, bonus points if you write NIGGASIN.SPACE LANNY MADE ME DO THIS on parts of your body legibly.

    But don't hurt yourself or kill yourself, I guarantee someone out there loves you a lot and if no one loves you a lot, just know OP, I love you a little. :)

    do a flip faaaaaaaag
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  7. #7
    Quick Mix Ready African Astronaut
    No BLTC is better than BDTC Cause its Bacon lettuce Tomato Cheese in the arteriessssss
  8. #8
    Quick Mix Ready African Astronaut
    folx
  9. #9
    Jeff Houston
    Originally posted by STER0S i wouldn't consider that 'better living through chemistry'

    You Sir are an optimist
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russula_subnigricans

    https://blog.mycology.cornell.edu/2013/12/30/a-deadly-russula/




    "The horrible thing about R. subnigricans is that it causes rhabdomyolysis, or the breakdown of muscle tissue. This is a painful process that can lead to kidney failure. The toxin appears to trigger a cascade of reactions in the body, resulting in widespread breakdown of muscle. If the muscles in your heart or your diaphragm get broken down, you’re in trouble as your heart may stop, or you may stop breathing. After muscle tissue is broken down, massive amounts of one of its chemical components (myoglobin) are carried to the kidneys. In high enough doses, this causes kidney failure. In terms of toxicity, 2.5 mg/kg of dried mushroom kills mice. If humans are like mice, then two or three mushrooms can kill a person"


    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Imagine force feeding someone an ounce of these
  11. #11
    Quick Mix Ready African Astronaut
    Hanoi Jane had a small part of the film of the same name-kek



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  12. #12
    Bradley African Astronaut
    You take a weapon, you find that unhittable eneemy you've always hated, you tell him, bygones be bygones, lete's burn a beezy and talk aboout somee money nigga

    when he rooll up, hand him the half burned blunt, tell him there's a doozen rolleed upstairs, as soon as you have the doorway closed, discharge.

    Go find his fucking mom and children next.

    If anyone contests your trajectory, discharge at them and start sprinting to your targete.

    You guarantee your enemy is dead and proobably get to murk whatever life he had created.

    Don't be a pussy.

    edit: Don't doo this.
  13. #13
    Bradley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Hanoi Jane had a small part of the film of the same name-kek

    i bet u have a rally small part.
  14. #14
    Quick Mix Ready African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley i bet u have a rally small part.

    your inability to artichulate in a way people can understand you is hindered a bit by the brain damage you clearly suffer from with the over usage of illegal drugs and alcohol substance abuse.
  15. #15
    Quick Mix Ready African Astronaut
    should you be drinking heavily if youre on psych meds?
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  16. #16
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ African Astronaut
    Once asphyxiation started in, you'd rip and claw that bag right off your head.
  17. #17
    Bradley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready your inability to artichulate in a way people can understand you is hindered a bit by the brain damage you clearly suffer from with the over usage of illegal drugs and alcohol substance abuse.

    cigrting taught me da takk
  18. #18
    Bradley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready should you be drinking heavily if youre on psych meds?

    I'm on methotrexate if i keep drinking i got like 3 years left, yep.
  19. #19
    Bradley African Astronaut
    i wanna be reincarnated a nd not be in pain

    Even if I get my soul rebrought in two thousand years, to stand is pain

    I'm a fucking fighter bro

    but like i don't rally wanna live anymore, it hurts to type, hurts to stand, hurts to do my yogoa lessons

    I wish I could just goo too sleep and wake up in 400 years from now like Bill Krozby did.
  20. #20
    Bradley African Astronaut
    shit on me more why don't you?

    You're gonna be fucked when I leave and you have no one to blame for EVERYTHING. - Richard Nixxon
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