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  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]




    It was the hottest I could get without having an adult unlock the satanic demon sauces.

    It tasted like a bunch of burning sparklers on my tounge.
    Immediately unpleasant.
    Id rank it as a mild sauce.
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  2. #2
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I stole a bottle of that chemically engineered XXX Death Sauce once when I was 9 or 10 and I hid it under my bed but the bottle leaked out all over my carpet and later I crawled under my bed to get a toy and i laid half my face in the puddle of hot sauce.
    I didnt know what it was at first but very VERY quickly I realized my mistake and i spent the next 30 minutes with my head in a 5 gallon bucket with the garden hose and i was only coming up for air.
    It hurt so fucking bad.
    I told my dad I was practicing scuba diving.
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  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    nice
  4. #4
    Solstice African Astronaut
    357 is pretty good, I have Blair's Ultra Death in my rotation right now
  5. #5
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Solstice 357 is pretty good, I have Blair's Ultra Death in my rotation right now

    Chell wouldnt let me spend more than $10 for hot sauce to use as a prop.
  6. #6
    Solstice African Astronaut
    I used to hang out with a dude who put that shit on his dick for fun
  7. #7
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Solstice I used to hang out with a dude who put that shit on his dick for fun

    Once in jail some guys bet me that I wouldnt rub an entire tube of icy hot between my legs and all over my nuts and ass.
    I think the bet was I would get a couple ramen noodles or something.
    Anyways I did it and I had never icy hotted anything before.
    It felt fine for about 30 seconds but after that I was frantically getting naked in front of 49 other dudes and sprinting towards the showers.
    The doors on the showers only covered up to just above your waist and they where located so that pretty much anyone could look over at the showers and see if someone was using one.
    I spent idk how long in there but i was trying to get it off my crotch and a female corrections officer came around and saw me but to her it looked like I was in there mad jacking it and of course I was basically crying in pain.
    She turned around and just walked away.
    It was really awkward cuz all the gays bunked next to the showers and im in there cleaning my penis like it's life or death.
    I had some good times in jail but im okay if I never go back.
    Boredom leads to some pretty stupid shit trying to pass the time.
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  8. #8
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats It was the hottest I could get without having an adult unlock the satanic demon sauces.

    It tasted like a bunch of burning sparklers on my tounge.
    Immediately unpleasant.
    Id rank it as a mild sauce.

    You spelt lounge wrong, its with an L not a T you dumb fuck.


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  9. #9
    netstat African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice I have Blair's Ultra Death in my rotation right now

    this is what i'm using right now too, pretty good stuff
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  10. #10
    Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by netstat this is what i'm using right now too, pretty good stuff

    Sounds pretty 🦋 to me
  11. #11
    netstat African Astronaut
    i don't know what that means
  12. #12
    Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by netstat i don't know what that means

    Boomers lol
  13. #13
    netstat African Astronaut
    kill self
  14. #14
    Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by netstat kill self

    Ok do it dag
  15. #15
    Bradley African Astronaut
    really great thread. I wouldn't recommend taking opened or used gifts from our community and then consume them on cam. Someone is gonna send u something awful
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