2021-04-03 at 3:56 AM UTC
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
I may be being prosecuted for sex crimes. I'm broke. My mom's a hooker and she's pissed off because I can't find work. I haven't been happy in years.
[my hereto riemannian peach]
pics of your mom and details on the sex crimes. I can find you a job.
2021-04-03 at 1:37 PM UTC
Lol your mom is probably like "Fuck you mean no one is hiring, I'm out here selling my ass"
2021-04-03 at 3:07 PM UTC
[my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
All sex is criminal. If you’ve done it, turn yourself in. We don’t need people like you running around.
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2021-04-04 at 4:14 PM UTC
At least you have a mom, lol?
Confess you're crimes in detail here and be saved.
2021-04-04 at 4:23 PM UTC
Yee, what sort of sex crimes we talking here?
2021-04-06 at 2:09 PM UTC
Let me get my sock ready before you give us the details
2021-04-06 at 2:57 PM UTC
Ok sock's ready, proceed with the crime details.