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My Life is Going To Hell in a Bucket

  1. #1
    livingelegy African Astronaut [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    I may be being prosecuted for sex crimes. I'm broke. My mom's a hooker and she's pissed off because I can't find work. I haven't been happy in years.
  2. #2
    Sudo Naturally Camouflaged [my hereto riemannian peach]
    pics of your mom and details on the sex crimes. I can find you a job.
  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol sex crimes
  4. #4
    RIPtotse Houston
    loL
  5. #5
    cigreting Space Nigga
    ru gona b an secs ofndr
  6. #6
    Solstice African Astronaut
    Lol your mom is probably like "Fuck you mean no one is hiring, I'm out here selling my ass"
  7. #7
    Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    All sex is criminal. If you’ve done it, turn yourself in. We don’t need people like you running around.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #8
    Zanick victim of incest [my p.a. supernal goa]
    listen to my subject, think of prison as a grand sex dojo where bad motherfuckers like you become intravenous superpredators
  9. #9
    Originally posted by livingelegy I may be being prosecuted for sex crimes. I'm broke. My mom's a hooker and she's pissed off because I can't find work. I haven't been happy in years.

    minor offense ?
  10. #10
    Nile Tuskegee Airman
    At least you have a mom, lol?

    Confess you're crimes in detail here and be saved.
  11. #11
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Yee, what sort of sex crimes we talking here?
  12. #12
    Let me get my sock ready before you give us the details
  13. #13
    Ghost Black Hole
    Imagine having a murger
  14. #14
    Ok sock's ready, proceed with the crime details.
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